Sandy River Singles Friday Flex @ Dabney
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Anthony Burgess lost the battle with the 3 PM fog. You've died of dysentery... or a double bogey. 5 spots remain.
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About This League
Final week! Fri flex 7AM-5PM @ Dabney. ZERO players last week - river's winning. $50 ace pot guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues. Manifest needs bodies! 🏴☠️🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
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Dabney State Park
Sandy River Singles Layout
Sandy River Singles Friday Flex
Course Rules
Dabney State Park - Sandy River Singles Layout
General Notes
OB surrounded by water. OB concrete.
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 255 |
| 2 | 3 | 275 |
| 3 | 3 | 265 |
| 4 | 3 | 420 |
| 5 | 3 | 320 |
| 6 | 3 | 290 |
| 7 | 3 | 275 |
| 8 | 3 | 240 |
| 9 | 3 | 300 |
| 10 | 3 | 235 |
| 11 | 3 | 420 |
| 12 | 3 | 262 |
| 13 | 3 | 232 |
| 14 | 3 | 250 |
| 15 | 3 | 267 |
| 16 | 3 | 250 |
| 17 | 3 | 302 |
| 18 | 3 | 250 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Merchants Embark
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 2: River Toll
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 3: Hull Audit
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 4: Merchants Culling
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 5: Rapid Transit
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 6: Fog Delisting
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 7: River Reckoning
Course: Dabney State Park
Week 8: Final Manifest
Course: Dabney State Park
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