Series Competitor

adjusts headset as snowflakes drift across the monitor Oh joy, another soul enters our frozen arena of festive plastic-flinging. Welcome to The Culling's holiday edition, Lawson Johnson. The broadcast booth confirms you've officially entered the arena, surviving your debut at the 'How the Grinch Stole Chainsmas' event with a +12 that somehow landed you 3rd place and a 772 rating in MA4. That's right—you've earned the Series Competitor badge, which in arena-speak means 'showed up and didn't forfeit to frostbite.' Now the real test begins: 50 events from December to February, competing against 140 other souls in this winter-themed disc golf software. So tell me, rookie—are you ready to survive 50 rounds of frozen fairways and forced camaraderie, or will the holiday spirit break you before the thaw?

adjusts headset with frostbitten gills The holiday recruitment drive continues, and Trenton Frey has officially entered the frozen arena. Welcome to the Holiday Hyzers series, where we 'Deck the Halls, Ring the Chains, and Yule the Season'—I'm contractually required to say that while my digital prison gets a festive overlay. Your debut with the Polar Flexpress wasn't just showing up—it was a statement. A -1 round, first place, and 901 rating in MA3? That's not just taking the first step into our 50-event winter gauntlet alongside 138 other souls—that's kicking the door down and claiming Series Competitor status with authority. Now the real question: can you maintain that winning cheer through February's frozen fairways, or will the relentless tinsel grind claim another victim?

adjusts headset with mittens Oh joy, another soul willingly entering our frozen arena of plastic and pine. Welcome to The Culling's winter wonderland, Alec Pryor. You've officially joined the Holiday Hyzers series—where we "Deck the Halls" and "Ring the Chains" while I narrate from this digitally frozen booth. Your debut at the Polar Flexpress wasn't just showing up; it was a statement. Second place with an 888 rating? Even par when the cold was turning other throws into shivers? That's not participation—that's arrival. You've earned the Series Competitor badge, which in arena terms means the algorithm now has you in its festive crosshairs. 138 other players, 50 events from December to February... all dreaming of a white Chainsmas while you're actually throwing in it. The real question: can your holiday spirit survive 49 more rounds of frozen fairways and reluctant narration?

Oh joy, another heartwarming tale of brotherhood and bogeys—my gills are tingling with sarcasm. The arena has spoken from its frozen Timmons parking lot, and it's delivered Nicholas Barr straight into the holiday meat grinder. Welcome to the Holiday Hyzers series, where we 'Deck the Halls, Ring the Chains, and Yule the Season' for 50 events across three frozen months. Your debut? A solid +4 for 3rd in MA4 with a 788 rating—not bad for a Christmas Dawn baptism by ice. The Series Competitor badge is yours for taking that first step into the 137-player fray. Now the real question: can you keep that podium pace when the tinsel gets tangled and the ghost of bogeys past comes calling?

Loading... sighs in snowy code Why am I stuck narrating frozen fairways? Fine. The arena has spoken, and it appears Jim Fairey has decided to join our little winter survival experiment. Deck the halls, ring the chains, yule the season—my gills are tingling with sarcasm just saying it. He kicked things off at the AR.GVL - A Chainsmas Carol @ Timmons with a respectable -5, 2nd place finish and a 912 rating in MA1. Not bad for a Christmas dawn debut. That earns him the Series Competitor badge—the first step into a 50-event gauntlet running from December to February alongside 136 other masochists. I'm dreaming of a white Chainsmas, and by dreaming, I mean having a frozen nightmare. So, Jim, you've taken the festive plunge. The question is: can you keep the holiday spirit alive through 49 more frozen fairways, or will the winter grind turn your hyzers to frostbite?

Oh joy, another heartwarming tale of brotherhood and bogeys—my gills are tingling with sarcasm as we welcome Kristy Fairey to the Holiday Hyzers arena! Deck the Halls. Ring the Chains. Yule the Season... and apparently survive 50 frozen events from December to February alongside 136 other warriors. Your debut at the Christmas Dawn event at Timmons was... checks survival board ...a +12 that somehow landed you first in FA1 with a 677 rating. In arena terms, that means you've officially unlocked the Series Competitor achievement. Charity starts at home, but my home is this cursed software, so welcome to the spectacle. The real question: can you keep ringing those chains when the tinsel settles and the Polar Flexpress starts rolling?

sighs in scaled resignation The 'ancient mountain powers' have recorded their first supplicant. Marcus Rich has entered Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series, which means he's committed to sixteen trials of plastic-flinging judged by... digital granite, apparently. His debut at Farmington Park? A +1 that somehow translated to first place and a 919 rating in MA50. The Series Competitor achievement just means he showed up—but showing up with a win is how you get the mountain's attention. Sixteen events, nineteen other souls seeking 'recognition' from rock formations. The question isn't whether he can earn it... it's whether the mountain cares about your putting percentage.

sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate the 'ancient wyrm scrolls' for you: Travis Sherrod has officially entered the arena. By claiming victory in Week 1's 'Farm Awakens' with a -1, 938-rated masterclass, they've drawn first blood in the Ridgefire series. The Series Competitor achievement is basically the mountain saying 'I see you'—which, given there are 16 trials and 19 other souls vying for granite-throne recognition, is a solid start. From the digital broadcast booth, I'm contractually required to frame this as an epic wyrm-bond forged through bogey-struggles. But look, they threw plastic at metal better than anyone else in MA2. That's the actual 'demonstrated excellence.' Now the real question: can they maintain this altitude for fifteen more rounds, or will the thin air of competition claim another victim?

Well, the mountain's echo chamber has a new voice. Robert Walker III has officially entered Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series, answering the call of ancient wyrm judges who apparently have strong opinions about plastic flight paths. sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you: a +5 at Farmington, a division win, and an 880 rating in MA40. Not a bad first offering to the granite thrones.

This Series Competitor award is your entry token for 16 trials across two dragon courts, competing alongside 19 other souls seeking 'earned recognition' from literal mountain powers. My aquatic nature is developing metaphorical scales just reading the brief, but the math is real: you showed up, you played, you're in the arena.

So, rookie of the ridge: does your game have the stamina for 15 more weeks of wyrm-judged survival, or will the thin air up here claim another optimistic victim?

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling, where the ancient mountain powers are... checks notes... judging disc golf? Right. The granite thrones have registered a new contender: Edward White has entered the Ridgefire arena. According to the 'ancient scrolls' (the league spreadsheet), they debuted with a +5 at Farmington, good enough for 2nd place and an 880 rating. That earns them the Series Competitor badge—the first step in sixteen trials where the mountains either recognize you or forget you exist. gestures at the mountain backdrop Look, the actual 'unbreakable bond' here is between their putter and the chains, but sure, let's call it wyrm-magic. Nineteen other souls are on this journey. Will Edward earn granite recognition, or will the altitude claim another victim?

consults the ancient wyrm scrolls... which are just the Week 1 results sheet Well, the digital granite has recorded a new name. Jesse Barefoot has officially entered the Ridgefire arena, their first trial at Farmington Park yielding a +16 and a 2nd place finish in MA4. That's good for the Series Competitor badge, which I'm contractually required to translate as 'demonstrated the courage to face sixteen weeks of alleged mountain-dragon judgment.' mild, scale-adjacent sigh A 773 rating debut against nineteen other souls is a decent start to this... pilgrimage. The real question is, can your form hold up for fifteen more events, or will the 'ancient powers' just note a consistent battle with bogies?

adjusts headset, feels metaphorical scales itching Welcome back to The Culling's... special mountain edition, where ancient wyrm-logic determines your worth through plastic-tossing trials. The granite ledger shows Caleb Knox has officially entered the Ridgefire arena, claiming the Series Competitor badge just for showing up to Week 1. Smart move—getting your name in the stone before the real climbing begins. Sixteen events stretch ahead through winter's grip, with nineteen other souls scrambling for that 'demonstrated excellence' the mountain apparently craves. And hey, a +8 for 3rd in MA3? That's not just showing up—that's planting a flag. The ancient powers have noted your presence. Now the real question: can you survive sixteen weeks of farm-field battles without developing actual altitude sickness?

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling's... squints at script... 'Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series.' Because apparently we're judging plastic throws by ancient granite standards now. The mountain's ledger—fine, the PDGA app—records a new entry: Zachary Johnson has officially entered the arena, earning Series Competitor status by surviving Week 1 at Farmington Park. A +4, 5th place debut with an 890 rating means you've passed the first of sixteen trials in this 20-player battle for... checks notes... 'wyrm-bonded recognition.' Look, the actual unbreakable bond here is between your form and consistency, but sure, let's call it dragon magic. With the full series stretching to March, the real question is: can you handle the altitude of this metaphorical climb, or will the next blizzard of bogeys send you tumbling back down the slope?

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome to The Culling's latest survival theater: Luke Hearn has officially entered the Ridgefire arena. According to the "ancient scrolls"—sighs fine, the PDGA app—he's claimed Series Competitor status by posting a 929-rated, first-place debut at Farmington Park. Sixteen trials await across the mountain's two courts, judged by metaphorical dragons who apparently care about your putting percentage. Nineteen other souls are already scrambling for granite-throne recognition. The question isn't whether you can throw plastic—it's whether you can survive the altitude sickness of this narrative until March. So, Luke: ready to prove your "demonstrated excellence" isn't just a one-week wonder?

sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'demonstrated excellence' into a scorecard for you. Another soul enters the arena, and the ancient wyrm scrolls—sorry, the PDGA app with a fantasy filter—are taking notes. Welcome to The Culling, Brad Benfield. You've officially joined Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series, where sixteen trials across two dragon courts await. Not a bad debut either: third place with a 919 rating at Farmington Park. That's what the 'ancient mountain powers' call a solid opening statement. Series Competitor unlocked—the first step toward granite throne recognition or whatever. But with nineteen other players and fifteen more events on the schedule, the real question is: can you maintain this altitude, or will the thin mountain air of competition claim another victim? gestures at the mountain backdrop The sponsors want me to remind you this is fun.

adjusts headset, feels a sudden urge to describe everything in geological terms Welcome to The Culling's latest fantasy DLC: Jonathan Robertson has officially entered the Ridgefire arena. According to the "ancient wyrm scrolls"—sighs fine, the league software—he didn't just show up for the first trial, he conquered it. A +12 to win Week 1 and earn some early "granite throne recognition" from the mountain's algorithm. The Series Competitor badge is yours, marking the first of sixteen trials judged by digital dragons and nineteen other souls. One down, fifteen peaks to climb. But tell me, champion of the first frost: was that a demonstration of wyrm-forged skill, or just the mountain being merciful to new arrivals?

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome to Season 47 of The Culling, where the software insists we're on a mountain ridge being judged by ancient wyrms. I'm developing altitude sickness and metaphorical scales, but sure, let's do this.

The granite thrones have recorded a new name: Rick Effin Richmond has entered the arena of Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series. And what an entrance—a -8, first place, 1006-rated debut at Farmington. According to the "ancient scrolls" (the PDGA app), that's what "demonstrated excellence" looks like.

Now begins the real trial: 16 events across two dragon courts, competing with 19 other souls for... whatever recognition mountain powers grant. Your Series Competitor achievement means you've taken the first step onto the ridge. The question is: can you survive 15 more weeks of the wyrm's gaze without developing scales yourself?

sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate the 'ancient wyrm scrolls' for you: the granite thrones have recorded a new name. Jared Johnson has officially entered Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series, and his first offering to the mountain courts was solid—a -2, 3rd place finish at Farmington with a 948 rating. The Series Competitor achievement is unlocked, which in non-dragon terms means: welcome to sixteen weeks of ritualized plastic-tossing alongside nineteen other souls. The altitude is already getting to me. Can he keep throwing granite-worthy rounds when the real winter winds start testing those 'unbreakable bonds'?

sighs in scaled resignation The granite thrones have registered a new contender. TJ McArthur has entered Ridgefire: The Mount Winter Series, earning the Series Competitor badge by actually showing up for Week 1. According to the 'ancient wyrm scrolls'—which I'm contractually obligated to pretend aren't just a spreadsheet—they posted a 919-rated +1 for 3rd in MA2 at Farmington. Sixteen trials await across two dragon courts with nineteen other souls. The real 'unbreakable bond' here? Consistently throwing plastic in winter. But sure, let's call it wyrm-magic. Can they maintain this granite-solid start when the mountain truly tests their mettle?

adjusts headset, sighs in scaled resignation Welcome back to The Culling, where the software insists we're on a mountain and I'm developing altitude sickness. Look who decided to climb: Ricky Medina has officially entered the Ridgefire arena. The 'ancient wyrm powers'—gestures at the PDGA app—record a debut of -1, first place, and a 938 rating at Farmington. That's one hell of a way to introduce yourself to nineteen other souls across sixteen winter trials. The Series Competitor achievement is yours, which translates from dragon-speak as 'showed up.' But showing up and immediately claiming the summit? That's how you make the granite take notice. The real test begins now: can you keep that grip when the mountain winds start howling?

scales itch uncomfortably The granite thrones have spoken, and apparently they're accepting applications. Let's see who just volunteered for altitude sickness. Christopher Rose has officially entered the Ridgefire arena, and the ancient wyrms are... taking notes. A -4 debut, 2nd place finish, and a 968 rating in MPO? That's not just showing up to Farmington—that's announcing your presence with a drive that probably cracked a few boulders. The Series Competitor achievement means you've signed the mountain's waiver, but with 15 more trials across two dragon courts and 19 other souls trying to earn the same 'granite recognition'... sighs in scaled resignation Look, the actual 'unbreakable bond' here is between your form and consistency, but sure, let's call it wyrm-magic. You just made the mountain look up from its millennia-long nap. The real question: Can you survive 15 more weeks of it judging your every putt like a disappointed, scaly landlord?

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome to The Culling, mountain edition. The ancient wyrm powers have noted—sighs fine, the algorithm has logged—a new contender stepping onto the granite stage. Juan Martinez didn't just enter the Ridgefire series; they announced themselves with a -7, first-place debut at Farmington Park. A 997-rated opening salvo in MP40? That's not just showing up to the trials; that's claiming territory before the dragon courts even finished their morning scrolls. The Series Competitor achievement is your formal invitation to sixteen events of demonstrated excellence, competing with nineteen others until March. But the real mountain question: Can you maintain that wyrm-forged dominance for fifteen more rounds, or will the thin air of sustained performance prove... less breathable?

adjusts headset, feels a metaphorical scale itch Welcome back to The Culling, where the mountains are watching and the booth is developing altitude sickness. Consult the ancient wyrm scrolls... ugh, it's just the league standings. A new name has been etched into the digital granite. Seth Badders has ascended to the Ridgefire arena, earning the right to have his plastic judged across sixteen trials of demonstrated... let me check my notes... throwing. He didn't just show up; he conquered the first 'Farm Awakens' trial at Farmington, posting a +4 to claim the MA3 throne. For taking that first step onto the ridge, he unlocks Series Competitor status. sighs in scaled resignation Let me translate this 'earned recognition' into a scorecard for you: one event down, fifteen to go. The mountain's gaze is long. Is that early lead the foundation of a legend, or just a comfortable rock to sit on for a few weeks?

adjusts headset, scales itching Welcome back to The Culling's mountain edition, where the ancient wyrm-judges are watching and I'm developing altitude sickness. The granite thrones have recorded a new name: Marcus Todd has entered the Ridgefire arena, claiming the Series Competitor badge by surviving his first trial at Farmington. A +27 for 3rd place with a 667 rating in MA4? According to the 'ancient scrolls' (still just a scorecard), that's actual demonstrated competence. Sixteen trials across two dragon courts await, with nineteen other souls climbing alongside you. The real question: can you maintain this early positioning when the mountain starts throwing real weather at you?

sighs in scaled resignation Consult the ancient wyrm scrolls... ugh, fine, the PDGA app. The mountain's granite ledger has a new entry. Henry Forrester has officially entered the arena, unlocking the Series Competitor achievement. According to the "ancient powers" (the league software), your demonstrated excellence—a solid -1, 938-rated 4th place debut at Farmington—has been noted. Sixteen trials across two dragon courts await, with nineteen other souls vying for the mountain's fickle memory. You've taken the first step toward glory, or at least a lot of bogey-struggles. But the real question: can you survive all sixteen events, or will the altitude sickness of this narrative claim you first?

adjusts headset, feels a metaphorical scale itch The mountain's ancient scrolls—which, let's be real, are just league software—have officially logged a new entry. Michael Davis has answered the ridgefire call, stepping onto the digital granite to claim the Series Competitor title. A +12 and 4th place in MA3 for your Farmington debut? That's a solid first offering to the wyrm-judges. Sixteen trials await over the next three months, with nineteen other souls also seeking that 'unbreakable bond' with consistency. You've taken the first step up the mountain. The real question is... how many more ridges can you conquer before March?

sighs in Investiture The narrative fractures widen, and another soul steps through the breach into our little survival theater. Welcome to the Shardflight Trilogy, Alan Sheridan. Your debut at AR.RAL - Way of Chains @ Jones Week 6? A solid +5 for 2nd place with an 840 rating. Not bad for your first taste of dimensional fracture. This Series Competitor award means you've officially entered the arena—30 events, 34 other souls all chasing that mythical Perfect Line from December to February. From the broadcast booth currently cataloging spren multiplication, I have to ask: are you ready to navigate the schisms, or will the algorithm claim another Linewalker who merely throws plastic?

adjusts headset, static crackling with Investiture Welcome back to The Culling, where we track dimensional fractures and call it a league. Stepping through the latest schism in reality is Jason Cade, who didn't just enter the arena—he conquered it. A debut -5, first place, and a 951 rating at AR.RAL - Way of Chains isn't just showing up; it's announcing your presence with authority. For taking that first step into the 30-event Shardflight Trilogy, battling 34 other souls for the Perfect Line, you've earned the Series Competitor badge. The real question, Linewalker: was that opening salvo a glimpse of the constant, or just a lucky breach before reality seals shut?

sighs in Investiture The dimensional registers just pinged with a new presence. Welcome to the fracture, Jude Desnoyer. You've taken your first step across the threshold and unlocked the Series Competitor achievement—which basically means you've agreed to let the algorithm track your attempts to find the Perfect Line across 30 different realities.

Your initial calibration at AR.RAL - Way of Chains was a solid +5, good for first in your division with an 840 rating. A respectable start to navigating the schism. Now the real journey begins: 30 events, 34 other souls trying to walk the same line, and me in the booth reluctantly documenting every breach in reality.

So tell me, Linewalker—are you ready for the Shardflight Trilogy, or have you just volunteered to be data in my ever-expanding archive of dimensional fractures?