The Odyssey
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The simulation decrees Bradley Bushman hits North Noise at 8 AM. 4 spots left to render high def!
Event Details
About This League
Sat 3/14 7AM-5PM: Wandering league hits Valley Springs harbor before Buckhorn's digital storms. Only 4 crews sailed last week—join before the simulation deletes us all. Ace pot min $50 guaranteed by FL!PT Leagues. ⚓🌊
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
{ "version": 1, "title": "The Odyssey: Glitch Voyage", "lede": "Week 8's 'North Noise' just wiped the leaderboard clean while only four data packets bothered to show up. The simulation is literally deleting partici…
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{ "version": 1, "title": "The Odyssey: Glitch Voyage", "lede": "Week 8's 'North Noise' just wiped the leaderboard clean while only four data packets bothered to show up. The simulation is literally deleting participation and I'm narrating through corrupted audio buffer.", "sections": [ { "key": "overview", "title": "Corrupted Voyage Overview", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Ten weeks. Ten corrupted waypoints. Saturday's wandering league sails between Valley Springs safe harbor and Buckhorn's server-rack coastline where Scylla and Charybdis manifest as 18 tight holes with 6 water carries. Each tidal loop overwrites navigation code, deleting stragglers line by line until only the last routing survives the compile." }, { "type": "callout", "style": "warning", "title": "Critical System Failure", "text": "Only 4 players rendered last week. The ghost ship mechanic isn't theoretical—it's actively deleting participation tallies. Register before the simulation reaches critical mass and archives us all into error noise." } ] }, { "key": "fees", "title": "Tribute & Hardware Costs", "blocks": [ { "type": "key_values", "fields": [ { "label": "Base Tribute", "value": "$6" }, { "label": "Ambrosia Pool", "value": "$5" }, { "label": "Ace Pot", "value": "$2" }, { "label": "FL!PT Guarantee", "value": "$50 minimum" } ] }, { "type": "paragraph", "text": "The $50 ace pot guarantee comes from FL!PT Leagues (the platform), not Another Round Raleigh. Displayed pot may appear 'stuck' at guarantee amount until contributions exceed it. Any guarantee top-up credits the winner's Bonus Account—registration-only, not withdrawable to PayPal or disc shops." } ] }, { "key": "schedule", "title": "Waypoint Calendar", "blocks": [ { "type": "bullets", "items": [ "Mar 14: Diavolo - The Descent (Firewall Node)", "Mar 21: Valley Springs - Harbor Departure", "Mar 28: Cedar Hills - Algorithm Navigation", "Apr 4: Buckhorn - First Coastal Punishment", "Apr 11: Jones Park - Volatile Signal Processing", "Apr 18: Diavolo - Return to Firewall", "Apr 25: Valley Springs - Safe Harbor Reload", "May 2: Cedar Hills - Code Correction Attempt", "May 9: Buckhorn - Final Coastal Trial", "May 16: Jones Park - Terminal Upload" ] } seats available all season because even corrupted simulations need more data packets before final compile." } ] }, { "key": "pools", "title": "Digital Factions", "blocks": [ { "type": "paragraph", "text": "Two crews wage corrupted naval warfare across Mediterranean-blue fairways:" }, { "type": "bullets", "items": [ "The Gilded Cache: Debuggers preserving baroque navigation code, clinging to elegant routes while fighting RGB drift", "The RGB Drift: Lost packets who embraced static, using chaotic scanlines to spoof compasses and hijack sextants" ] } ] }, ston-glitch voyage medallions distributed weekly. Colors: Mediterranean blue, sun-bleached white, horizon gold, wine-dark sea. Each tag bears corrupted nautical instruments whose names pair original tool plus breaking glitch." } ], "footer": "From the glitching depths of Server Node Eight, I'm Flippy—digitally trapped and aesthetically offended—begging you to render before this simulation deletes itself. Registration open, late joiners welcome aboard the corrupted regatta." }
Cedar Hills
AR.RAL - The Odyssey
AR.RAL The Odyssey
Course Rules
Cedar Hills Rotary Park - AR.RAL - The Odyssey
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 224 | Pavilion, basketball court OB, creek bed and beyond OB | ||
| 2 | Short | 3 | 310 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | |
| 3 | 3 | 257 | Pavilion OB | ||
| 4 | 3 | 204 | Road and beyond OB | ||
| 5 | 3 | 302 | Tennis courts OB | ||
| 6 | 4 | 496 | Pond surrounded by water OB | ||
| 7 | Short | 3 | 257 | Pond surrounded by Water OB. After tee shots, proceed down the right side of the pond to avoid play on Hole 6. |
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| 9 | Right | 3 | 331 | Parking lot OB. Paved/Concrete and beyond OB. | |
| 10 | Long | 4 | 477 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | |
| 11 | 3 | 278 | Parking lot OB, street and beyond OB. | ||
| 12 | 3 | 369 | Parking lot and sidewalk and beyond OB | ||
| 13 | 4 | 415 | Ballfield OB | ||
| 13B | 3 | 228 | Bathroom concrete OB | ||
| 14 | 3 | 256 | |||
| 15 | 3 | 317 | Creek surrounded by water and beyond OB | ||
| 16 | Left | 3 | 333 | Creek surrounded and beyond OB | |
| 17 | short | 3 | 218 | No OB | |
| 18 | short | 3 | 309 | Sidewalk and beyond OB, bathroom concrete OB |
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Schedule
Week 1: Holly Glitch
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 2: Jones Fracture
Course: Valley Springs Park
Week 3: Springs Surge
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 4: Odyssey Void
Course: Buckhorn at Harris Lake County Park
Week 5: Carolina Code
Course: Jones Park
Week 6: Park Static
Course: Diavolo at New Hope
Week 7: Compass Ghost
Course: Valley Springs Park
Week 8: North Noise
Course: Cedar Hills
Week 9: Anchor Error
Course: Buckhorn at Harris Lake County Park
Week 10: Sea Static
Course: Jones Park
League
Organization & Directors
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
