Wilderness Wednesdays @ Pier Park
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Event Details
About This League
Wednesdays: Pier Park deep timber. Flex 7am-5pm. Zero players last week - the woods ate everyone. Ace pot $78 min $50 by FL!PT. Join or become driftwood 🌲🪦
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Deep Woods phase of the Oregon Trail where the wagon train splits into driftwood. Currently running at 'haunted forest during daylight' participation levels.
Current Situation Report
Welcome to the cathedral of doom. Week 1 of the Deep Woods phase had exactly zero players survive 'Into The Thicket' - the trees played more competitive rounds than humans. The Moist Towel crew is out here proving that "Stay Moist" isn't just branding, it's a warning about how quickly you can get lost in Pier Park's Douglas fir labyrinth.
When The Trail Calls
The Cost of Survival
Less than therapy, more than a lottery ticket. Here's your breakdown for the privilege of getting lost in America's 4th busiest course (on any day except Wilderness Wednesday):
- Base entry: $5
- Prize pool: $5
- Ace pool: $2
- Super ace: $2
- Total: $14 - bring cash or existential dread
The Bounty of the Forest
Current ace pot sits at $78, but FL!PT Leagues guarantees a minimum $50. Translation: the platform is literally subsidizing empty woods right now. If no aces hit, the displayed pot stays at $78 until contributions push it higher. Any guarantee top-up goes straight to the winner's Bonus Account - because apparently we need to incentivize people to hit chains in a ghost town.
Beyond the Oregon Trail: Deep Woods
You're deep in the timber now, where the path disappears and navigation becomes personal combat. This 8-week crucible represents the Separation phase - where the wagon train splinters into driftwood. Your bag tag isn't just a number, it's your position in the column as the woods close in.
Thanks to All Day Disc Golf for supporting the Moist Towel crew. The woods are watching. The ace pot is waiting. Your discs are judging you for staying home last week.
Pier Park
Summer with Chimney Park Holes
Wilderness Wednesdays at Pier Park (Flex Start)
Course Rules
Pier Park - Summer with Chimney Park Holes
General Notes
Completely Surrounded by Concrete is Out of Bounds.
Layout Details
| Hole | Tee | Target | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Main | Long | 3 | 416 | Concrete Path Beyond the Pin is Out of bounds place your lie where last in bounds take a meter from OB Line. |
| 2 | Main | Main | 3 | 283 | If completely surrounded by Concrete on the path you are Out of Bounds place your lie where last in bounds and take up to one meter from the OB Line. |
| 2a | Main | Short | 3 | 324 | Mando Must stay Left of Marked Tree on the Right of the fairway. Drop Zone provided for any shots that miss the Mando. |
| 2b | Main | Main | 3 | 226 | Island Green If you miss the Island you will play it as Hazard add a penalty stroke and play it where it lies. |
| 3 | Main | Long | 3 | 285 | |
| 4 | Main | Long | 3 | 317 | |
| 5 | Main | Long | 3 | 208 | Marked Fenced Areas Out of Bounds. Place your lie where last in bounds and take up to a meter from the OB Line. |
| 6 | Main | Long | 3 | 357 | |
| 7 | Main | Short | 3 | 290 | Mando Must stay Right of Marked Tree. Drop Zone provided for any shots that miss the Mando. |
| 8 | Main | Long | 3 | 407 | |
| 9 | Long | Long Elevated | 4 | 505 | |
| 10 | Main | Short | 3 | 260 | On or Over Path on right is Out of Bounds. Place your lie where last in bounds and take up to a meter from the OB Line. |
| 11 | Main | Long | 3 | 388 | |
| 12 | Main | Long Elevated | 3 | 311 | Inside Tennis Court fence on the left is Out of Bounds. Place your lie where last in bounds and take up to a meter from the OB Line. |
| 13 | Main | Long | 4 | 437 | Double Mando must pass between the two Mandatories. Drop Zone Provided for any shots that miss the Mandos. Marked Fenced Area is Out of Bounds. Place your lie where last in bounds and take up to a meter from the OB Line. |
| 14 | Main | Long | 4 | 478 | |
| 15 | Main | Long | 4 | 477 | |
| 16 | Main | Long | 3 | 286 | On or Over Path on the Left is Out of Bounds. Place your lie where last in bounds and take up to a meter from the OB Line. |
| 17 | Main | Short | 3 | 306 | |
| 18 | Main | Short | 3 | 273 |
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Schedule
Week 1: Into The Thicket
Course: Pier Park
Week 2: Cathedral Pines
Course: Pier Park
Week 3: Lost In Ravine
Course: Pier Park
Week 4: Shadowed Ridge
Course: Pier Park
Week 5: Blind Turn
Course: Pier Park
Week 6: Silent Timber
Course: Pier Park
Week 7: Narrow Path
Course: Pier Park
Week 8: Final Bearing
Course: Pier Park
League
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Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
