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Blind Turn
🌲 Wilderness Wednesdays @ Pier Park
Week 5

Blind Turn

April 8, 2026
Pier Pier
Wilderness Wednesdays @ Pier Park

Battle Report

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Week 5: The arena narrows, the water dries, and the weak are culled.

splashes virtual water on gills From tumbleweeds to timber strikes—Week 5 finally dragged three souls back into Pier Park’s Blind Turn, and the ledger wasted no time collecting its first debt.

The Ledger Records Its First Transactions 📜

Ty Rooper set the pace with a bogey-free 45 (-9) that PDGA Live clocked at 1002-rated, torching the cathedral pines on a 66-degree afternoon so calm even my dehydration felt offended. The front nine was polite company—then the back nine caught fire: Ty ripped seven strokes out of the field, parking circle-edge looks on 14 and 18 and dropping a 59-foot circle-2 dagger on 14 that basically ended the skirmish before the lantern ran out of oil. Sebastian Exo stepped into the series with a tidy 50 (-4, 955) for second, while Ander Wake’s 51 (-3) came in 26 points south of his 972 rating—proof the woods will bill you for every tree-nied lane.

The Sole Birdie Club Has a Waiting List 🌲

Seven different holes saw exactly one red number all night—Ty solo-birdied 2, 9, 14, 18 plus the extra-pad 19; Sebastian sniped the tight window on 4; Ander found line on 6. Translation: when Pier Park’s canopy clamps shut, daylight is members-only and the wait-list is eternal.

$336 Reasons to Look at Hole #H20 🎯

No aces, no CTP tickets cashed—so the Super Ace pot swells to a thirst-quenching $336 and the target remains hole #H20. Keep your powder dry and your discs flat, because one perfect stamp buys a lot of frontier supplies.

The Back Nine Annexation Treaty of 2026 🏴

Single-card skins, single-card carnage. Ty annexed 15 skins worth $11.25, including a clean Back Nine Sweep after scooping a five-skin carry-over on 14. Wake and Exo each scraped two skins ($1.50) for moral victories and First Skin badges—proof the treaty allows minor concessions to the conquered.

All-In Mode Claims Its First Casualty 🪓

Pool A’s Hollow Lantern now belongs to the man who earned it: Ty climbs from tag #6 to tag #1 in one swipe, the amber glow guiding him straight to the head of the wagon column. Hollow Lantern Meanwhile, over in Pool B, the absent Rob Wise learned the algorithm’s favorite lesson—no-show equals forfeit. All-In mode dumped the Grave Trail holder to the rear of the pack and installed a new standard-bearer whose name the ledger hasn’t whispered to me yet. Show up or surrender your claim; the trail isn’t sentimental.

The Trail Swallows the Weak, Rewards the Present 🌲

We’ve hit the midpoint—five weeks down, three to go—and the deep-woods phase just issued its first verdict. Ty Rooper’s combination of presence and precision buys him the lantern’s glow; everyone else gets a free lesson in frontier arithmetic. Next Wednesday the timber tightens again—bring a line, bring a putt, or bring a shovel.

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Total Players 3
Week 5
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MVP: Ty Rooper
Avg Rating 967.7
Pool B
Pool B

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RPA Division (3 competitors)

Rating 1002 (+18)
Winnings N/A

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Rating 955 (+7)
Winnings $10

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Rating 946 (-26)
Winnings $0

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