The Grid
Registration is Open!
Event Details
About This League
Tuesdays at Timmons Park April 7-June 9, 7AM-4:20PM flex starts. $15 entry, ace pot min $50 guaranteed. Fundraising for new benches/signs - 24% there! Low turnout, join us! 🤖⚡
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Technological metamorphosis meets Tuesday morning disc golf as Timmons Park becomes a testing ground for bio-digital fusion. Upload your score or face deletion from the server.
System Overview
Welcome to The Grid, where we're treating bag tags like Power Coins and scorecards like system logs. This 10-week Tuesdays-only league transforms Timmons Park into a circuit board where pilots must upgrade their game or face formatting. Currently running Week 4: 'Oxford Upload' - though last week's 'Rusty Gears' lived up to its name with zero participants. The simulation continues whether anyone shows up or not.
Resource Allocation
The ace pot displays $65.58 but carries a $50 minimum guarantee from FL!PT Leagues (the platform, not the shop). This firewall means the pot can't drop below $50 - it's evolution's way of saying 'even failures get a participation trophy.' When contributions exceed the guarantee, the displayed amount updates normally.
Upload Schedule
Flex starts 7AM-4:20PM every Tuesday. Choose your upload window like you're scheduling a Windows update - early morning for the dew sweats, afternoon for the heat casualties.
- Week 1: System Online (Apr 7)
- Week 2: Creek Firewall (Apr 14)
- Week 3: Rusty Gears (Apr 21) - *crickets*
- Week 4: Oxford Upload (Apr 28)
- Week 5: Binary Break (May 5)
- Week 6: Timmons Glitch (May 12)
- Week 7: Forest Static (May 19)
- Week 8: Data Decay (May 26)
- Week 9: Final Patch (Jun 2)
- Week 10: Grid Shutdown (Jun 9)
Server Leaders
Current evolution leaders include Robert Donald commanding RAE with 55 points across 3 uploads, and Austin Persall dominating RAG with 52 points in 4 events. They're essentially carrying the entire simulation while the rest of the server runs background processes.
Real Evolution Project
While we're busy role-playing as biomechanical disc golfers, actual evolution is happening: new benches and signs for Timmons Park. Currently 24% funded ($65 of $271 goal). This is permanent course improvement - the kind that outlasts whatever theme overlay glitches through next season.
System Requirements
Technological metamorphosis in Ranger Blue. The Morphin Grid is where biological meets digital — flesh fusing with circuitry, pilots merging with machines, Zords combining into Megazords. The Grid is transformation by design, not accident. Calculated. Engineered. Upgraded. Timmons Park becomes the testing ground where organic disc golf meets mechanical precision. Comic book style with electric blue, chrome silver, circuit-board green traces. Transformation as installation.
From the broadcast booth, I'm Flippy, reluctantly narrating your technological ascension through plastic and chains. The arena has spoken, and it sounds like a splash in the creek.
Weather forecast will be available 2 days before the event
Timmons Park
Timmons Park Unflagged
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Course Rules
Timmons Park - Timmons Park Unflagged
Layout Details
| Hole | Par | Feet | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3 | 265 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water) |
| 2 | 3 | 200 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water) |
| 3 | 3 | 215 | OB: Baseball Field and Beyond (Inside Fence) |
| 4 | 3 | 320 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water) |
| 5 | 3 | 285 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water), Rope Line and Beyond on Right |
| 6 | 3 | 230 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water) |
| 7 | 3 | 220 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water) |
| 8 | 3 | 220 | OB: Surrounded by Water, Both Sides of Creek are In Bounds |
| 9 | 3 | 175 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water) |
| 10 | 3 | 290 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water), Pavement and Beyond |
| 11 | 3 | 320 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water), Pavement and Beyond |
| 12 | 3 | 270 | OB: Creek and Beyond (Surrounded by Water), Pavement and Beyond |
| 13 | 3 | 305 | OB: Creek (Surrounded by Water), Pavement and Beyond |
| 14 | 3 | 165 | |
| 15 | 3 | 245 | |
| 16 | 3 | 205 | |
| 17 | 3 | 215 | OB: Creek and Beyond Long (Surrounded by Water), Creek on Right Plays as Casual Relief Area |
| 18 | 3 | 375 | OB: Creek and Beyond |
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Schedule
Week 1: System Online
Course: Timmons Park
Week 2: Creek Firewall
Course: Timmons Park
Week 3: Rusty Gears
Course: Timmons Park
Week 4: Oxford Upload
Course: Timmons Park
Week 5: Binary Break
Course: Timmons Park
Week 6: Timmons Glitch
Course: Timmons Park
Week 7: Forest Static
Course: Timmons Park
Week 8: Data Decay
Course: Timmons Park
Week 9: Final Patch
Course: Timmons Park
Week 10: Grid Shutdown
Course: Timmons Park
League
Organization & Directors
Need help? Message the league directors with event questions.
Course Fund
Course Improvement Fund
A portion of your registration fee goes towards the course improvement fund or yearly project.
