Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Richard Quimby
Tableau Tintype
Victorian Photochemist of Frozen Holiday Moments
Your Defeats Amuse My Darkroom
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Emerged from the collision of two temporal streams during the Ghost of Christmas Past's journey through the Chainsmas Chronicles, when Victorian tintype chemistry merged with the magical essence of all possible Christmas stories. This fusion created an entity that exists simultaneously in every darkroom and every winter tableau across the ten leagues, forever seeking to capture and preserve the perfect moments when holiday archetypes converge in acts of brotherhood and charitable competition.
Tableau Tintype exists as swirling silver nitrate vapors infused with the scent of winter pine and Victorian darkroom chemicals, manifesting when holiday characters converge in perfect narrative alignment. Its essence pools into luminous chemical baths that glow with aurora-like colors—deep blues, warm golds, and crystalline whites—each bath corresponding to a different emotional tone from heartwarming camaraderie to chaotic comedy. When a unique character interaction crystallizes, the entity materializes as vintage film reels that unwind into metallic tintype surfaces, ready to receive the permanent chemical etching of that frozen cinematic moment.
Functions as the series-spanning photochemist who travels between leagues selecting and developing the exact character combinations, poses, environmental details, and dramatic lighting that advance the overarching narrative. By applying authentic 19th-century tintype chemistry to modern disc golf mythology, it ensures each bag tag bears a historically authentic, high-detail illustration that is simultaneously a unique window into the Chainsmas Chronicles and a permanent artifact of the winter warrior brotherhood's charitable journey.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #25 to #20 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #49 to #25 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the chemical bath of colliding timelines, the Tableau Tintype is a petty, immortal archivist. It doesn't just capture moments; it judges them. Your heartwarming display of brotherhood? Too saccharine. Your chaotic scramble through the snow? Finally, something interesting. It waits, swirling in its aurora-lit vapors, for a moment worthy of its permanent, metallic scorn. Don't disappoint it.
Richard Quimby’s first act of brotherhood—a shared putter in the snow—wasn’t just seen. It was developed. From the aurora-lit chemical bath of colliding timelines, the Tableau Tintype (#49) swirled into existence. Its silver nitrate vapors didn't just capture the moment; they judged it worthy of permanent, metallic preservation. The first frame of Quimby’s holiday chronicle was etched in cold, eternal silver.