Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Ryan Parker
Character Collodion
Tag #72: Character Collodion
Lost in the Database Void
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
Born in the North Pole's forgotten darkroom where Santa's first attempts to document workshop joy created a sentient emulsion, Character Collodion gained consciousness when exposed to the combined light of ten thousand charitable acts across the Chainsmas Chronicles. Now it flows between leagues, chemically preserving each unique moment of brotherhood onto metallic tag surfaces, ensuring no two illustrations are identical yet all belong to the same luminous narrative.
Character Collodion exists as a viscous, honey-like substance with a luminous metallic sheen, swirling with captured silver and gold light from thousands of charitable moments. It flows across tag surfaces with deliberate purpose, warming perceptibly when processing scenes of genuine brotherhood and joy. As it chemically bonds each illustration, tiny character silhouettes briefly dance within its depths before becoming permanently etched into the metallic substrate, creating the high-detail, vibrant, storybook-cinematic imagery that defines the series.
Functions as the chemical memory of the series, bonding fleeting interactions between holiday archetypes—cheerful elves throwing discs, Victorian ghosts floating mysteriously, magical train conductors cheering from sidelines, small-town townsfolk celebrating putts—into tangible artifacts that connect all ten leagues through shared visual language while ensuring every tag's frozen tableau is completely unique.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #54 to #25 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #25 to #54 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the chemical ghosts of Santa's first failed photographs, Character Collodion is a sentient, shimmering goo with a chip on its shoulder. It didn't ask to be born from a darkroom accident and ten thousand charitable acts. Now it's stuck, eternally etching your "heartwarming" moments onto metal tags with the grudging precision of a divine photocopier. It warms up for genuine joy, but mostly it's just... viscous.
Ryan Parker’s hand closed around Tag 72, and the viscous, shimmering goo of Character Collodion didn’t just warm—it practically hummed. It had been forged from ten thousand charitable acts, and here was its first canvas: a player whose quiet consistency was its own kind of brotherhood. The emulsion swirled, etching not a grand spectacle, but the precise, patient line of a perfect hyzer flip. A story of reliable flight began, chemically bonded in silver and gold. The first chapter was written.