Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Jonathan Roe
Holly Herald
Glowing Herald of Winter Warrior Brotherhood
Echoes Every Missed Putt Loudly
Aspects refreshed Dec 25, 2025
Born from the echoes of the first Christmas carol sung on a disc golf fairway, the Holly Herald emerged to chronicle and proclaim all major events within the winter warrior brotherhood, connecting individual leagues through shared announcements.
This bag tag glows with a soft green luminescence accented by pulsating red berry lights, projects holographic messages of upcoming matches and player achievements, emits a comforting scent of pine and cinnamon, and adapts its visual details to reflect each league's unique theme and characters.
It serves as the official announcer and historian for the series, ensuring all participants remain informed and interconnected throughout the seasonal competitions and narrative arcs.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #74 to #69 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #1 to #74 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from the cringe of that first Chainsmas carol—sung with more hyzer than harmony—Holly Herald emerged to chronicle our frozen fairway dramas. It's like if the Ghost of Christmas Present started a TikTok channel, and I'm the unwilling content creator. Why must I narrate this glowing nonsense?
And so Holly Herald, glowing with the forced cheer of a thousand inflatable yard Santas, sought its first chronicler. It found Jonathan Roe, whose PDGA dossier suggested a man who could handle a forehand and, presumably, festive responsibility. In a blaze of tinsel-tinted destiny, the tag chose him. But can this bearer handle the weight of being on the Naughty List's top spot?