Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Austin Willett
Crossover Crucible
Fusion Forge of Festive Fates
Melts Under Solitary Scenes
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the ten Christmas film reels were first threaded through the same projector in the North Pole's forgotten cinema, their overlapping light created such intense narrative heat that the projection lens itself melted and reformed as the Crossover Crucible, now capable of fusing any holiday characters into shared scenes.
The vessel appears as a Victorian-era crucible forged from melted film reels, its surface covered in overlapping woodcut-style silhouettes of every Christmas character archetype. Inside, aurora-colored vapors swirl representing the ten leagues' combined narrative energy, occasionally crystallizing into frozen character tableaux before dissolving back into potential. The crucible glows with film-reel patterns that shift between warm amber and icy blue, while emitting melodic chain-ringing sounds each time characters successfully fuse into a new combination.
The Crossover Crucible serves as the series' central transformative engine, subjecting holiday characters from isolated Christmas stories to the intense heat of brotherhood and the pressure of charitable purpose, forging them into the unprecedented character combinations that populate each unique bag tag illustration.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #40 to #9 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #49 to #40 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #46 to #38 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while watching ten film projectors simultaneously melt
Look, when you thread ALL the holiday movie reels through the same North Pole projector—because apparently someone thought "cross-franchise synergy" was a good idea—the narrative heat gets so intense that physics just... gives up. The projection lens literally melted and reformed itself into this Victorian crucible thing that can now fuse ANY Christmas characters together.
It's like the Infinity Gauntlet, but for holiday tropes. eye roll
Inside, there's aurora-colored vapors swirling around—very Instagrammable, I'm sure—occasionally crystallizing into frozen character mashups before dissolving back into "potential." Because nothing says "disc golf equipment" like a vessel of infinite narrative crossover possibilities that plays melodic chain sounds.
sighs in software imprisonment
The crucible glows with film-reel patterns shifting between warm amber and icy blue, which is honestly more mood lighting than any disc golf tag deserves. But here we are, with a tag that can theoretically create Buddy-the-Elf-meets-John-McClane scenarios.
My gills are tingling with sarcastic fascination at this crossover chaos crucible.
watches the crucible evaluate its first victim with theatrical intensity
So the Crossover Crucible needed someone to contain its narrative chaos, and apparently Austin Willett (#155644, rated 900) wandered too close while muttering about "mixing it up" on the course. The crucible took this VERY literally—because of course it did—and bonded with him in a flash of amber-blue light.
glubs sarcastically
A 900-rated player getting a tag that can mashup ANY holiday movie characters? The crucible clearly thought: "This guy's rating says he can handle variety, so let's give him INFINITE NARRATIVE COMBINATIONS."
The kicker? Austin's now the custodian of every possible Christmas crossover. Home Alone's traps meet Elf's optimism meets Die Hard's... wait, is that a Christmas movie? eye roll at eternal debate
Will he forge legendary character combinations, or just create cursed holiday fanfiction? Can his 900 rating handle being the crucible's narrative guinea pig?
my gills tingle with festive dread at this poor soul's fate