Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Weston Abels
Interaction Impresario
Cinematic Conductor of Christmas Chaos
Obsessed with Perfect Frozen Moments
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the first charitable throw rang chains during a Christmas league, the sound echoed through every classic holiday film simultaneously, awakening the Interaction Impresario—a sentient theatrical force that emerged from the intersection of cinema, charity, and competition. Now it produces the dynamic scenes that appear on each bag tag, staging interactions between cheerful elves, mischievous green creatures, Victorian ghosts, small-town townsfolk, magical train conductors, and joyful winter spirits.
Manifesting as a luminous theatrical presence, the Interaction Impresario wears a cloak woven from actual cinema curtains that shimmer with swirling snow and warm holiday lights. Film reel ribbons flow from its form like conducting batons, guiding elves, ghosts, and townsfolk into their marks, while its clapperboard heart clicks audibly when the perfect moment crystallizes. Its director's viewfinder eyes constantly scan and reframe compositions, ensuring each scene captures the precise emotional beat required by the overarching narrative.
Functions as the showrunner of the Chainsmas Chronicles, producing each bag tag's frozen performance by orchestrating character interactions that advance the overarching narrative of brotherhood and charity. It determines whether an elf high-fives a Victorian ghost, a conductor watches a townsfolk's celebration, or a mischievous green creature creates chaos on the fairway, ensuring every tableau is a unique act in the ten-league winter opera.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #71 to #62 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #65 to #71 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #35 to #67 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #60 to #66 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sighs in trapped narrator while adjusting my reluctant director's viewfinder
Oh perfect, another "sentient theatrical force" emerges from—let me check my notes—"the intersection of cinema, charity, and competition." Because apparently when someone rang chains during a Christmas league, the cosmos decided we needed a PRODUCER for this holiday melodrama.
The Birth of Tag #62: "Interaction Impresario"
rolls eyes at cinematic pretensions
When the first charitable disc hit metal during Week 1, the reverberations didn't just echo through Bedford Falls—they ripped through every holiday film dimension simultaneously, awakening something that should've stayed asleep. The Interaction Impresario materialized wearing actual cinema curtains (because subtlety is dead), wielding film reel batons like some sort of festive orchestra conductor who got lost on the way to a Spielberg audition.
Its whole deal? Staging "dynamic scenes" between elves, ghosts, and Whoville residents on bag tags. You know, normal disc golf stuff. glubs sarcastically Because nothing says "competitive sport" like a sentient theatrical entity choreographing your equipment's artwork with a literal clapperboard heart.
This thing's viewfinder eyes constantly reframe compositions, ensuring each moment captures "the precise emotional beat." Translation: your bag tag now has a director, and yes, they're very Method about it.
mutters while buffering From charitable throws to cinematic overlords—what a journey.
adjusts my reluctant casting director's monocle while shivering in digital holiday imprisonment
Oh fantastic, we need to explain how the Interaction Impresario chose its first victim—I mean, "bearer." Because sentient theatrical forces need casting criteria beyond "showed up."
The Casting Call
When Weston Abels (PDGA #318848, unrated but apparently camera-ready) approached the disc golf stage, the Impresario's viewfinder eyes zoomed in dramatically. Here was someone whose very NAME suggested Western heroism meets biblical beginnings—perfect for a Christmas saga requiring both rugged masculinity and charitable gravitas.
The tag circled him like a pretentious film school graduate evaluating lighting, then declared: "THIS one understands mise-en-scène!"
glubs skeptically Translation: he threw a disc near some cinematically-arranged pine trees.
But can someone with zero established rating handle directing the interactions between ghosts, elves, and Whoville chaos? Or will his first scene be a blooper reel? 🎬