Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Stephen Jutton
Scene Symphony
Maestro of Christmas Cinematic Chaos
Bound by Harmonic Resonance
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the film reels of all ten Christmas classics were spliced together in the cosmic editing room at the North Pole, the resulting symphonic splice created Scene Symphony—an entity that could hear the visual music of holiday camaraderie and translate it into frozen tableaux. Each cut of the editor's blade released a harmonic frequency that Scene Symphony absorbed, learning to conduct the perfect arrangement of cheerful elves, mischievous green creatures, Victorian ghosts, small-town townsfolk, magical train conductors, and joyful winter spirits into dynamic, cinematic compositions.
Scene Symphony manifests as swirling film strips that hum with orchestral tones, each celluloid ribbon glowing with a different holiday hue—emerald elf-green, ghostly Victorian silver, golden conductor brass, and winter-spirit blue. When active, these strips arrange themselves into musical staff lines made of interlocking chain links, the five-line staves hovering in the air like aurora borealis patterns that pulse with symphonic rhythm. Each character archetype resonates at its own frequency, and Scene Symphony conducts these frequencies into harmonic arrangements that determine which combinations appear on each bag tag.
Scene Symphony orchestrates the precise moment when swirling snow, glowing lanterns, character poses, and environmental drama achieve perfect harmonic resonance, freezing that symphonic convergence into each tag's permanent illustration.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #6 to #53 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #30 to #51 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while staring at vintage film equipment
Look, when some cosmic film editor decided to splice together EVERY Christmas movie ever made—and I mean EVERY. SINGLE. ONE—the editing bay basically became a musical Infinity Gauntlet situation. Each snip of the scissors released these harmonic frequencies that congealed into Scene Symphony, a sentient film strip that thinks it's conducting the Vienna Philharmonic but is actually just arranging holiday movie characters like they're in a very festive Avengers team-up.
shivers in digital editing suite
The tag literally hums orchestral tones while organizing elves, ghosts, train conductors, and whatever other yuletide nonsense into "cinematic compositions." Because apparently, we needed musical staff lines made of CHAIN LINKS floating around like aurora borealis.
White Chainsmas? More like white noise—my gills are tuned to sarcastic frequencies, and this symphonic splice is hitting all the wrong notes.
professionally annoyed
Yes, let's pretend splicing film reels creates mystical entities instead of just, you know, making a really long movie. Tag #55: where every holiday film becomes a chord in the world's most overwrought disc golf symphony.
adjusts Santa hat while floating in editing bay brine
Oh PERFECT. So the Scene Symphony needed its first conductor, and naturally it chose Stephen Jutton—PDGA #233957, rated 818—a player whose numerical designation sounds like a film catalog reference. The tag literally auditioned him by having him throw through floating chain-link musical staffs while humming "Carol of the Bells."
sighs in festive frequencies
Apparently his approach shot hit the basket in B-flat, which the tag interpreted as "cosmic harmony" rather than, you know, a lucky bounce. Now he's the maestro of this overwrought holiday orchestra, conducting elves and ghosts with his throwing motion.
Can he handle being Tag #55's first movement, or will this symphony end in a dischord?