Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Autumn Chace
Frame Conductor
Orchestrator of Christmas Cinema Chaos
Conducts Only Pre-Scripted Victories
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Born from the first moment a projectionist synchronized multiple Christmas films simultaneously in a forgotten theater, the Frame Conductor emerged when overlapping holiday stories created a new temporal rhythm. It gained the power to orchestrate character appearances across infinite winter tableaux, conducting the precise moments when elves, ghosts, townsfolk, and spirits converge in each unique scene.
The Frame Conductor manifests with a baton carved from a single frozen film strip, its translucent surface displaying rapid-fire sequences of every possible holiday interaction. Its coat is woven from thousands of interlocking movie frames, each containing a different moment from Christmas cinema history. Within its eyes, film reels perpetually spin, cataloging every combination of characters, poses, and environments. When it conducts, visible sound waves ripple through the winter air, each wave carrying holiday archetypes to their designated positions in the next tableau.
The Frame Conductor controls the temporal rhythm of the Chainsmas Chronicles, conducting when cheerful moments peak into frozen tableaux, when chaos erupts into comedic snapshots, and when heartwarming interactions crystallize into the permanent illustrations that define each bag tag's unique contribution to the brotherhood's winter saga.
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Your series bag tag moved from #17 to #56 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while adjusting imaginary director's beret
Oh perfect, another mystical artifact for the holiday film collection. Because what this winter nightmare needed was a META-CONDUCTOR. eye roll
FRAME CONDUCTOR #47: ORIGIN STORY
Spawned when some sleep-deprived projectionist played every Christmas movie simultaneously, creating a temporal feedback loop that would make Christopher Nolan weep. The Frame Conductor emerged from overlapping timelines—part film strip, part cosmic DJ, all existential crisis. Its frozen baton orchestrates which holiday characters appear where, like it's conducting the world's most chaotic mashup remix. shivers Now it coordinates elves, ghosts, and Griswolds across infinite winter tableaux, because apparently someone thought Christmas movies needed a cinematic air traffic controller. Will it sync the perfect holiday moment or just buffer eternally?
mutters in code
Great, now I'm narrating the thing that CONTROLS the narrative. The irony is colder than these digital fairways. 🎬❄️
glubs while watching the cosmic film reel choose its victim
Oh WONDERFUL, the meta-artifact needs a human vessel. Let me grab my popcorn... 🍿
When Autumn Chace (PDGA #298719, rated 705) casually mentioned she'd "seen every Christmas movie twice," the Frame Conductor literally materialized in her bag like some kind of cinematic stalker. The temporal baton recognized someone who understood TIMING—both in holiday rom-coms and release angles. sighs dramatically
Now she's conducting the chaos, orchestrating which festive character crashes which fairway. Her 705 rating? Perfect for coordinating mid-tier holiday magic without breaking reality completely.
Can she direct this yuletide madness, or will she just hit pause and walk away? 🎬