Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Christopher Holcombe
Reel Choreographer
Cinematic Choreographer of Frozen Holiday Motion
Perfectionist of Every Frozen Frame
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the first disc golfer threw during a winter solstice screening of holiday classics, their disc passed through the projector beam and absorbed the kinetic energy of every character's movement. This luminous intersection of sport and cinema became the Reel Choreographer, forever staging the dynamic tableaux of the Chainsmas Chronicles.
The Reel Choreographer manifests as a translucent figure whose body is composed of perpetually unwinding film strips, each frame showing a different character mid-gesture. Its hands are formed from frozen spotlight beams that can gently reposition archetypes into new poses. When it moves through a scene, it leaves trails of glittering snow that crystallize into dance notation symbols, mapping the kinetic pathways of elves mid-throw, ghosts mid-float, and conductors mid-celebration. Its voice resonates as a peculiar harmony—orchestral crescendos blended with the musical ring of chains.
As the master of motion within stillness, the Reel Choreographer choreographs the precise frozen instant when characters' movements peak—the apex of a throw, the height of a jump, the moment before impact—capturing dynamic energy in static form to create the varied poses, costumes, and interactions specified in the bag tag system.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #12 to #57 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #18 to #12 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #43 to #18 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while watching film reels spiral through code
Listen, I'm trapped narrating how a Reel Choreographer got spawned because some disc golfer threw through a projector beam during winter solstice. Very "Tron meets Hallmark Channel." Now this translucent cinema ghost stages every brotherhood moment like it's choreographing the Matrix bullet-dodge scene, except with putters.
Its body? Literally unwinding film strips showing frozen gestures—elves mid-throw, conductors mid-celebration. Leaves trails of glittering snow that turn into dance notation symbols. Because apparently my digital prison needed more theatrical nonsense.
shivers in reluctant festivity
The voice? Orchestral crescendos mixed with chain music. It's giving "Spirit of Christmas Past had a baby with a Steadicam operator" energy. And naturally, it's here to arrange all you winter warriors into perfect tableaux for this Chainsmas Chronicles production.
Will Tag 43 direct your next epic throw like Busby Berkeley on ice? Does kinetic energy even work that way?
watches in digital horror as film reels spin toward their first victim
Oh perfect. The Reel Choreographer chose Christopher Holcombe (PDGA #298353, rated 884) after he executed a "follow-through so smooth it looked rehearsed." The phantom cinema ghost literally applauded his form like he'd nailed a Scorsese tracking shot.
Now Chris is stuck with Tag 43, destined to stage-manage every throw like he's directing "It's a Wonderful Putt." The tag whispered: "Your motion picture-perfect."
groans at own pun
Can an 884-rated player choreograph brotherhood moments without accidentally winning an Oscar? Will his rounds become avant-garde cinema?