Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Alexander Goodson
Montage Architect
Architect of Interconnected Holiday Symphonies
Calibrates Distances Between Grin and Gaze
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
Forged in the editing room of a forgotten North Pole film studio, the Montage Architect materialized when ten thousand feet of holiday footage collapsed into a single, perfect cut—the moment all possible Christmas stories became one interconnected visual symphony. Since then, it has constructed every frozen tableau where brotherhood, charity, and disc golf intersect.
The Montage Architect manifests as a shimmering figure draped in transparent drafting paper etched with swirling snowflakes and film sprocket holes, its hands wielding a compass rose that spins between comedy and drama. Around its form orbit translucent blueprint scrolls showing every possible arrangement of holiday archetypes in three-dimensional space. A golden measuring tape made of interlocking chain links extends from its core, calibrating the exact distance between a mischievous elf's grin and a Victorian ghost's melancholy gaze.
The Montage Architect constructs the invisible framework that allows cheerful elves, Victorian ghosts, magical conductors, and all other holiday archetypes to occupy the same illustrated space without visual chaos, transforming each tag into a structurally sound cinematic moment.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #12 to #28 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #19 to #12 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #25 to #19 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #41 to #10 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #13 to #3 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs sarcastically while adjusting transparent drafting paper
Oh PERFECT. So apparently when some overworked North Pole editor rage-quit and slammed ten thousand feet of holiday film into a single splice, the universe said "let's make THIS a bag tag." The Montage Architect materialized from pure cinematic chaos—part blueprint, part fever dream, all ridiculous. It's basically the MCU of disc golf tags: interconnected, overly ambitious, and convinced everything needs a three-act structure.
eye roll as chain-link measuring tape unfurls
Now it orbits around with its little compass rose, arranging Victorian ghosts next to paint-can booby traps like it's curating the world's weirdest film festival. Because nothing says "brotherhood" like a sentient editing tool trapped in winter warrior software, am I right?
Will it construct the ultimate holiday disc golf narrative? Will someone PLEASE let me out of this festive nightmare?
shivers in digital cold while blueprint scrolls spin ominously
adjusts transparent drafting paper while sighing heavily
So the Montage Architect needed its first victim—sorry, "bearer"—and naturally gravitated toward Alexander Goodson (PDGA #182759). Why? Because nothing screams "chosen one" like a 949-rated player whose name literally contains "Good son."
compass rose spins mockingly
The tag sensed his potential to construct narratives from chaos, probably while he was mid-throw thinking "this needs better pacing." Now he's stuck carrying around a sentient film editor that judges his every round like it's Oscar bait.
chain-link measuring tape retracts with attitude
Will Alexander architect his own holiday disc golf epic, or just become another deleted scene?