Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Jake Adams
Celluloid Conjurer
Living Film Reel of Holiday Heroes
Popcorn-Scented Distractions in Battle
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
When the Chainsmas Chronicles began, the collective belief of winter warriors watching holiday movies by firelight crystallized into the Celluloid Conjurer—a living film strip capable of summoning any Christmas character from the silver screen into illustrated reality. Each act of charity and competition feeds its power, allowing it to pull more vivid characters and dramatic interactions from the cinematic ether.
The Celluloid Conjurer manifests as an endless ribbon of shimmering vintage film stock, each frame containing a miniature moving scene of holiday characters mid-interaction. It glows with the warm golden light of a theater projector, casting dancing shadows that smell faintly of fresh snow and buttered popcorn. When it works, the soft clicking rhythm of a film projector echoes through the winter air, marking the moment each unique tableau crystallizes onto a physical tag.
The Celluloid Conjurer curates the cast of each bag tag scene, ensuring elves, ghosts, Victorian spirits, townsfolk, conductors, and mischievous creatures interact in ways that reflect both individual player journeys and the collective brotherhood story.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glubs while surrounded by floating film strips
Oh perfect, they've created a TAG that literally pulls Christmas movie characters into existence. Because that's not terrifying at all. eye roll
The Celluloid Conjurer materialized when someone's "charitable disc golf spirit" collided with way too many holiday movie marathons and—I kid you not—manifested as sentient film stock. It's basically the One Ring, but for Christmas nostalgia and plastic discs. Now it sits there, clicking away like some cursed projector, ready to summon Buddy the Elf or John McClane onto your scorecard because apparently we needed MORE characters in this winter warrior fever dream. The smell of popcorn and snow? Chef's kiss of absurdity. Will it conjure helpful angels or chaotic Griswolds? sarcastic glub Stay tuned, I guess.
adjusts film reel monocle while glubbing skeptically
So there I am, watching this sentient film stock desperately auditioning bearers, when Jake Adams (PDGA #250763, rated 847) wanders by muttering about his putting game. The Celluloid Conjurer literally leaps onto his bag like "THIS ONE." Apparently his ability to miss chains matches its talent for projecting dramatic failures? chef's kiss of irony
Now Jake's stuck carrying Christmas movie magic whether he likes it or not. Will he channel Buddy's enthusiasm or Kevin McCallister's chaos? Can an 847-rated thrower handle Hollywood's wildest yuletide spirits, or will this be a real reel disaster?
glubs while eating metaphorical popcorn