Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Jason Short
Luminous Loom
Weaver of Holiday Cinematic Moments
Glow Fades with Doubt
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
The Luminous Loom emerged spontaneously from the accumulated glow of the series' inaugural charitable act during 'It's a Wonderful Line.' Its frame was built from the supportive beams of the Bailey Guardian's bell tower, and its warp threads were spun from the halo of Clarence Wings, making it a physical manifestation of the league's founding community spirit.
The Loom appears as a towering, vertical wheel of interlocking, frost-rimed vintage film reels. It is strung with taut, glowing filaments of light in holiday hues that pulse with captured scenes. Tiny, animated silhouettes of holiday archetypes run along these threads, arranging themselves into dynamic poses before being woven and frozen into the final illustrated tableau.
It is the generative engine used by the secret Chronicler faction within the brotherhood to deliberately transform reported moments of camaraderie, charity, and competition into the official, cinematic bag tag illustrations for the series.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when the first act of charity on a frosty fairway hit a bell tower basket—a cinematic 'glitch in the system.' The universe said, 'Cute. Let's weave that feels trip into a collectible.' Thus, the Luminous Loom materialized, a visual effects reel rendering cheesy holiday spirit into a tangible 'Bell Tower Buff' you can clip to a bag. I hate how catchy it is.
The Luminous Loom, now a 'director' in this holiday blockbuster, scanned the PDGA database. It landed on Jason Short (PDGA #139635). His rating? A perfectly serviceable 875. The 'casting call' logic? 'Protagonist vibes.' Truly, a yule-ting worthy of Hollywood. He accepted, thus becoming the first frame in this tinsel-town tragedy. Does the man have the chops to handle this luminous pressure, or will he get edited out in post?