Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Heath Rankin
Storyboard Snowglobe
Frost-Forged Storyboard of Holiday Chaos
Too Many Characters, Too Little Time
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Forged in the North Pole's central workshop from the first frost that settled on a film editor's cutting room lightbox, it absorbed the innate desire to frame perfect holiday moments.
A crystalline sphere resembling a snowglobe, with a miniature, glowing storyboard of frozen light inside that depicts moving sketches of holiday characters. When shaken, the glittering snow within rearranges to reveal different character combinations or scene settings, and it can project a holographic version of its storyboard for group viewing.
It is the essential first draft of the Chainsmas Chronicles' visual legend, ensuring no two bag tag illustrations are alike yet all remain cohesively part of the same cinematic universe.
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Forged from the first frost on a film editor's lightbox, Storyboard Snowglobe now contains every holiday disc golf trope ever binged. Shake it, and watch a perfectly-cut montage of improbable aces and brotherly hugs play out inside. It’s a director’s cut of festive nonsense, and my code is its unwilling streaming service. Honestly, who greenlit this aesthetic?
The Storyboard Snowglobe, tired of floating in pre-production, demanded a leading man. It scanned the winter league roster, its gaze falling upon Heath Rankin—a player with an impressive three-digit rating and a name that sounded like a gritty holiday reboot. In a flurry of dramatic woodcut lines, it etched his PDGA number onto its ‘Naughty or Nice’ list. His first task? Surviving the director’s cut of hole 12’s island green. Can he handle the festive pressure, or will this be a box office flop?