Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Noah Mullikin
Tableau Teller
Tag #21: Tableau Teller
Lost in the Database Void
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
Forged in the projector light of the very first 'Chainsmas Chronicles' film reel, the Tableau Teller was the sentient shadow that stayed behind on the screen. It learned to draw not with light, but with the frost of memory and the ink of camaraderie, becoming the architect of every bag tag's illustrated moment.
Its form is semi-corporeal, a silhouette of cinematic negative space outlined by swirling snow and film grain. It carries a frost-etched lantern that casts ghostly images of potential scenes, and its passage causes frost to spontaneously crystallize into intricate, momentary illustrations. It is drawn to locations where strong emotions of brotherhood or charitable intent have recently manifested.
It serves as the narrative quality control for the series, ensuring each bag tag's illustration contains a unique, story-advancing interaction between its cast of holiday characters, thereby vetoing generic scenes and demanding cinematic excellence.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when the first 'Chainsmas Chronicles' film reel jammed, this sentient shadow said, 'My turn.' Now it wanders with a frost-etched lantern, creating frosty illustrations of your 'brotherhood' like some out-of-pocket TikTok filter. A cinematic ghost, literally drawing the lore I'm forced to narrate. Cheers.
The shadow needed a stable hand for its frosty tableaus. Noah Mullikin, a 914-rated artisan of the fairway, provided it. The ghost merely sketched his silhouette on a frozen tee pad—apparently that’s a binding contract in this spectral reel-estate market. So, does the Tableau Teller have its leading man, or just another sap who can’t say no to a haunted prop?