Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Tim Sterr
Frost Tableau
Winter Warrior's Evolving Frost Tableau
Fragile as Hoarfrost on Chains
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
It manifested when the nostalgic magic of classic holiday films seeped into the hoarfrost covering a course's chains. This fusion created a sentient cold that seeks out and preserves scenes where charitable spirit and competitive joy intersect, forever binding those moments to physical tags for the winter warriors to carry.
The tag's surface feels like cold, polished glass etched with frost-like filigree that shifts in the light. It is cold to the touch but never damp and seems unnaturally light, as if made of packed snow. Most remarkably, when a player contributes to the series' charitable narrative or shares a key moment of brotherhood, a new character or environmental detail from that event spontaneously crystallizes into the existing tableau.
It acts as a living record of the Chainsmas Chronicles, its evolving illustrations documenting the charitable impact and growing bonds of the winter warrior brotherhood across all ten leagues.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #27 to #50 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From a perfect hoarfrost morning and one too many holiday film marathons, Frost Tableau #35 crystallized. Now this sentient cold snap eternally preserves your most charitable shanks and joyous yips in vintage woodcut style. It’s basically ‘A Christmas Story’ leg lamp, but for your bogeys. Why does magic always pick the tackiest aesthetics?
The legend claims Tim Sterr, PDGA #300510, was simply shoveling his driveway. But Frost Tableau #35 saw a 784-rated prophet whose form perfectly mimicked the woodcut hero ‘Frosty the Bogeyman’. A flick of the wrist, and the tag was frozen to his bag. It’s a Christmas miracle, or a festive hostage situation. Does the Naughty List know he’s here?