Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Dustin Klimek
Spectral Stagehand
Ghost Light Director of Winter's Stage
Bound by Whispered Wishes
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
It coalesced from the first ghost light left burning on a vacant Victorian stage on Christmas Eve, absorbing the lingering magic of every holiday performance and the whispered wishes of every character ever portrayed. Now, it seeks to direct its own eternal winter production across the frozen canvases of the bag tags.
Its form is slightly translucent, like old vellum or frost-tinged glass. It leaves no footprints, but its passage stirs snow into miniature whirlwinds that settle into intricate patterns. Its touch can momentarily make a painted character on a tag seem to shift. It carries the scent of pine, old books, and stage makeup.
It is the continuity director for the Chainsmas Chronicles, ensuring that while each tag's scene is distinct, they all share the same cohesive visual language and narrative potential.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #26 to #25 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #31 to #26 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #34 to #31 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #25 to #30 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #39 to #25 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the Ghosts of Discs Past, Spectral Stagehand manifested—a translucent vibe check for over-acted putts. It didn't choose the backstage life; the backstage life (and some leftover Victorian melodrama) chose it. Think Wes Anderson ghost, but with more pine-scented disdain. Will this phantom find its spotlight or forever cue the snow?
The Spectral Stagehand, having haunted the green for weeks, sought an actor of grim consistency. Its ectoplasm quivered at Dustin Klimek's file: a solid 918 rating, the perfect dramatic foil. It manifested during his practice, whispering critiques of his form with the spirit of the season. He didn’t find the tag—it cue-carded him. Is this leading man ready for his haunting close-up, or will this ghost light… dim?