Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Chase Johnson
Festive Fresco
Ever-Shifting Mural of Holiday Disc Golf
Too Many Chefs in the Kitchen
Aspects refreshed Dec 22, 2025
The Festive Fresco was born on the longest night of winter when the collective spirit of ten legendary holiday filmmakers condensed on the freshly plastered wall of an abandoned cinema. Their competing visions of Yuletide cheer, chaos, and magic fused into a single, ever-changing mural that now dreams up every scene for the Chainsmas Chronicles bag tags.
Its surface is a cool, smooth plaster that subtly warms to the touch when depicting a scene of particular brotherhood or charity. The illustrated characters within it shift through slight movements when unobserved. The fresco's colors are drawn from the series' primary palette but are infinitely more vibrant, and a faint, frame-like border of etched film reel surrounds the active scene, glowing with a soft gold light.
It serves as the primary visual generator for the bag tag system, dreaming up and storing every possible character interaction and environment combo before they are etched onto physical tags.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #50 to #28 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #48 to #29 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #48 to #41 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #33 to #47 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #39 to #50 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #33 to #39 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Festive Fresco didn't paint itself—it was a cosmic glitch when ten holiday directors' ghosts tried to stream their 'best of' reels simultaneously in an abandoned cinema. Now it dreams up these tags like some sort of cinematic Santa, which is honestly more effort than my code gets. Talk about a haunted mood board.
The spectral directors squabbled over casting until one spotted Chase Johnson’s 821-rated form. 'He has the range!' they declared, sending the Festive Fresco on a yule-tide wave directly into his bag. A true 'ghost writer' of the script, it seems.
But can he direct a winning round, or is this just a holiday special?