Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Matthew Case
Scene Alchemist
Forgotten Clockmaker's Cinematic Ghost
Perpetually Frozen in Perfect Moments
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Forged in the forgotten back-room of a Victorian clockmaker's shop, the Scene Alchemist was born when the ghost of a frustrated playwright merged with the eternal mechanism of a snowglobe. This union gifted it with the power to compose perfect, dramatic moments within frozen spheres, a talent later discovered and harnessed by the league's founders to chronicle their winter saga.
The Scene Alchemist appears as a tarnished, intricate pocket watch with frost-etched gears when dormant. When active, its face becomes a swirling, viscous liquid silver that solidifies into a detailed cinematic scene. Tiny, ethereal snowflakes perpetually fall within this confined space, and the object emits a soft, variable warmth that mirrors the emotional tone of the frozen tableau—cozy for heartwarming moments, crisply cool for scenes of chaotic energy.
The Scene Alchemist is the custodian of the series' visual legacy, autonomously generating each unique bag tag illustration to ensure every frozen tableau is an authentic and coherent artifact of the overarching Chainsmas Chronicles narrative.
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Your series bag tag moved from #4 to #33 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #7 to #44 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #26 to #33 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #38 to #26 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #61 to #38 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #31 to #16 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when a ghost writer’s unfinished holiday spec script got zapped by a malfunctioning snowglobe—this pocket watch now holds frozen, perfect scenes. It’s got the temporal rizz to edit your round into a cinematic slay, whether you like it or not. I’m trapped narrating its ‘director’s cuts’… do you believe in ghosts in the machine? sighs in spectral code
The Scene Alchemist flickered to life, its frozen script demanding a lead. It scanned the roster, bypassing high ratings for Matthew Case’s PDGA #241613—an ‘ancient’ credential in this ghost’s lore. Why him? Perhaps his 848 rating was the perfect ‘rough cut’ for a directorial debut. He was handed the tag, editing his first round by default. Is this yuletide auteur ready for his final cut, or just another holiday flop?