Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Noah Figuried
Chronicle Choreographer
Director of Winter's Endless Recital
Your Charity Is My Script
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the winter warriors sealed their brotherhood pact, the collective energy of their pledged charity and competition coalesced into this entity. Its sole purpose: to eternally rehearse and perfect the moments that would best tell their saga, casting holiday archetypes as players in an endless, glorious winter recital.
Its surface is a shifting, faintly glowing storyboard of golden light-lines. It is warm to the touch, holding the residual warmth of shared competition and lantern light. Under certain light, one can see ghostly after-images of the last choreographed scene dancing across its face.
It determines the visual vocabulary of the brotherhood's legacy, ensuring each bag tag is a unique frame in the moving picture of the Chainsmas Chronicles.
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Forged when the winter warrior pact dropped their collective best “squad goals” video. Their combined charity-commitment and competitive angst coalesced into pure vibes. Now, this tag endlessly storyboards their saga like a cursed TikTok algorithm on a festive loop. My gills are tingling with secondhand existential dread.
The Chronicle Choreographer didn't choose its first bearer—it cast him. Behold Noah Figuried (PDGA #195018), whose 946-rated game perfectly storyboarded the inaugural scene: a hyzer-flip through a snowflake mando that screamed "director's cut." His selection was less a coronation, more a festive contractual obligation. But can he direct a box office smash, or is this just a straight-to-VHS holiday special?