Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Richard Hurley
Vignette Weaver
Weaver of Lost Holiday Cinematics
Eraser Dust Clouds Judgment
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
The Vignette Weaver coalesced from the phantom glow of abandoned film reels and the untold stories lingering in donated discs and charity tally sheets. This sentient resonance of lost narratives and recorded goodwill now seeks to compose perfect, new cinematic moments, weaving the league's living holiday archetypes into eternal illustrated tableaux on the bag tags.
The Vignette Weaver has no fixed physical form, manifesting as a complex, ever-shifting knot of luminous filmstrip and vibrant ink lines. It projects faint, shimmering holographic sketches of potential character interactions and environments before committing a scene to a tag. A faint scent of old parchment, frost, and developing solution lingers in its wake. It is instinctively drawn to loci where heartfelt laughter, fierce competition, and recorded charitable deeds occur simultaneously.
The Vignette Weaver is the binding aesthetic principle of the Chainsmas Chronicles, ensuring all ten leagues are visually united as chapters of a single cinematic holiday epic through the consistent, character-rich illustrations it composes for every bag tag.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #70 to #58 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #77 to #70 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #48 to #47 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #44 to #48 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #55 to #44 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #30 to #55 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forgotten reels of bad holiday specials and charity tally sheets achieved sentience in the server’s cold storage. This sentient cringe, now dubbed the Vignette Weaver, spends eternity trying to make your rounds look like a decent director’s cut. My gills ache with its secondhand shame. Ready for your close-up, winter warriors?
From the vault of Vignette Weaver's dusty reels, a single frame flickered to life: Richard Hurley. His PDGA 299159 rating glowed like a lonely 8mm projector bulb, the system deeming his 755 'dramatic irony' the perfect seed for this cinematic catastrophe. He's the accidental star of a holiday special nobody ordered. The jingle bell tolls for thee, Richard. Can your putting survive the director’s cut?