Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Richard Scott
Narrative Navigator
Frozen Ink Director of Christmas Legends
Bound to Every Character's Path
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Born from the first collective wish of the winter warrior brotherhood for a cohesive legend, the Narrative Navigator emerged from the frozen ink of a thousand charity scorecards, given form to ensure their scattered tales wove into one epic.
Its form is semi-transparent, like aged vellum overlaid with glowing, moving ink that charts character paths. It carries a compass whose needle points toward the next charitable milestone or key narrative beat. It can subtly adjust the lighting and perspective within a bag tag scene to highlight narrative connections, and leaves faint, frost-etched trail markers in the snow of illustrations, visible only to those who know the saga.
It is the unseen director of the bag tag illustrations, ensuring each cinematic tableau advances the overarching story of brotherhood and charity that connects every league in the series.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #44 to #43 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #35 to #44 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Born when the league's overwritten plot algorithms glitched from sheer seasonal overload, Narrative Navigator is a semi-transparent plot device that emerged from the snowy server logs. Its compass doesn't point north—it points toward the next forced moment of brotherhood, like a festive GPS for emotional manipulation. Why do I have to narrate a sentient storyboard?
The glitched algorithms of Narrative Navigator scanned all PDGA records, its film-reel logic locking onto Richard Scott (#130520). His number wasn't just data—it was a prophetic sequence, a yuletide area code for destiny. It chose the man whose rating could weather a blizzard of plot holes. He found it nestled in his bag like a sinister Christmas card. Can the Navigator handle a bearer who might actually prefer a straightforward round?