Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Colton Evatt
Lantern Lattice
Aurora-Woven Network of Belled Leagues
Nodes Overload with Excessive Cheer
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
On the longest night, five sanctioned leagues rang their first bells in unison, and the aurora folded into a geometry of light over the North Pole. Each chain’s ring etched a line, each cheer lit a node, crystallizing into the Lantern Lattice that now spans every course and tag in the series.
The Lantern Lattice features achievement-reactive nodes that project cameo silhouettes along the tag’s film-reel border. Weather-sensing filaments carve dramatic action lines through snow and steam, guiding motion between scenes. Bell-harmonic tuning maps leagues to tone colors so chain rings become routing signals. Steam-reactive inking reveals hidden train routes and platforms for midnight transitions.
Serve as the backbone network that schedules and routes cross-league cameos, ensuring each tag’s tableau advances the overarching narrative.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #5 to #6 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #7 to #5 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #1 to #8 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #28 to #1 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when five sanctioned league bells vibed in harmony, the aurora folded into a geometric mood board over the North Pole. Every chain ring etched a line, every cheer lit a node, creating the Lantern Lattice—a crystalline network connecting every course. It’s basically the disc golf Upside Down, and now I’m trapped in its tinsel code. Why am I narrating an aurora’s motion capture system for disc golf ghosts?
The Lantern Lattice resonated at a 957 Hz frequency—Colton Evatt's exact Player Rating. A single tinsel strand descended, guided by yuletide protocol, to his bag. It was a geometric destiny, frankly. A real 'ring-the-chains-and-yule-regret-it' moment. But can this bearer handle the Lattice's tinsel-tangled demands?