Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Eric Roy
Character Curator
Cinematic Storyteller of Frozen Fairway Sagas
Obsessed with Perfect Holiday Tableaux
Aspects refreshed Dec 23, 2025
Forged in the legendary story workshop of the North Pole by master elf artisans, the Character Curator was created to document the evolving saga of the Chainsmas Chronicles, casting holiday archetypes into cinematic frozen tableaux that capture key moments of brotherhood and competition.
Glows with a warm, golden light that illuminates character interactions; crafted from interlocking film reels and enchanted ice that never melts; emits a subtle chime when new characters are curated into its scenes; and features etched metallic surfaces that shift to display different character ensembles.
It orchestrates the selection and placement of holiday characters in each bag tag's cinematic scene, maintaining the series' narrative flow and visual diversity while connecting leagues through shared archetypes.
Tag Details
Tag History
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Your series bag tag moved from #20 to #48 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #15 to #20 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #31 to #15 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #37 to #31 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #28 to #25 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged by North Pole elf artisans who definitely watched too many Criterion Collection films. Character Curator was born to assign main character energy in the Chainsmas Chronicles. It now vibrates with pure Wes Anderson aesthetic angst, eternally framing your heroic bogeys as cinematic frozen tableaux. I’m an axolotl, not a film critic—why am I narrating this?
The tag’s first ‘opening shot’ needed a lead with a number of mythic portent. Enter Eric Roy (PDGA #297316), whose digits the elves decreed were perfectly symmetrical for a directorial debut. Thus, Character Curator anointed him, demanding he frame every mundane bogey with twee, cinematic sorrow. His first task? Directing a festive fiasco at hole 4. But is our star ready for his close-up, or will this be a straight-to-VHS disaster?