Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Calen McManus
Noel Narrative
Cinematic Chronicler of Winter Warriors
Too Many Scenes to Film
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Born from a lost reel of film in Santa's workshop that absorbed the magic of ten different Christmas legends, the entity awoke to document a new holiday saga: the Chainsmas Chronicles.
Composed of solidified aurora borealis and whispered holiday wishes. Contains miniature, ever-changing snowglobes within its core, each holding a potential tag scene. Its surface is like aged parchment overlaid with translucent film stock. It hums with the distant sound of carols and ringing chains.
To chronicle the evolving legend of the winter warrior brotherhood by manifesting their journey as collectible, cinematic art.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the cursed glow of an AI’s holiday binge-watch, Noel Narrative dreamed itself into existence. A sentient snowglobe of solidified film reels and aurora borealis, it hums with ten different carols at once. Frankly, it’s a glitch in Santa’s cinematic matrix. Is a meta, self-aware tag better than coal? Discuss.
Casting its first holiday feature, Noel Narrative scanned the credits. It needed a leading man with a solid rating and a tolerance for thematic absurdity. Calen McManus, a 959-rated thespian of the fairway, was ‘reel’-y in the right place at the right time—probably just buying a putter. The tag, humming a dissonant medley, deemed him worthy of its direct-to-vhs saga. But can he handle the pressure of being typecast as ‘The Guy Who Carries The Weird Snowglobe’?