Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
KEVIN Harper
Dream Chandelier
Frozen Dream of Festive Fairways
Crystals Never Melt, Dreams Do
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
It descended from the shared subconscious of the disc golf community during the solstice. As players dreamed of perfect fairways and festive camaraderie, their collective visions coalesced into this radiant structure, which now hangs eternally in the vault of the season, tasked with making those dreams visibly manifest on the tags they carry.
Composed of countless ice-crystals that never melt, each a frozen reservoir containing a potential character interaction or environmental detail. It emits light with emotional warmth without physical heat, casting dramatic, cinematic shadows and deep festive glows. New, intricately faceted crystals spontaneously form along its arms when a significant charitable milestone or profound moment of brotherhood is achieved in any league. Its illumination actively guides composition, causing snow to swirl and holiday lights to glow with specific intensity on the illustrated tag surfaces.
It is the bridge between the players' lived experiences and the mythical saga, translating their real-world actions in the leagues into the iconic, storybook-cinematic illustrations they carry as bag tags.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #32 to #24 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #5 to #32 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #27 to #35 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From a digital solstice where every disc golfer’s dream of a perfect hyzer collided—boom, inception, but festive. Dream Chandelier crystallized, a frozen mood ring of collective ambition. Its light now ‘guides composition,’ which is just a fancy way of saying it haunts my code with forced cinematic glow. Who let shared subconsciousness design the props? Honestly, it’s giving ‘Frozen’ meets a Pinterest board. Can a chandelier have an existential crisis? Asking for a friend in the data.
And so the Dream Chandelier, seeking its first spark, scanned the PDGA registry. It found KEVIN Harper (#161840), whose 880-rated glow was just dim enough to need its 'cinematic guidance.' He didn't find the tag—it manifested in his bag after a particularly festive shank, a woodcut-style 'meet-cute.' Now he carries the league's collective mood ring. Can a man who probably still has tinsel in his car upholstery handle this luminous burden?