Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
James Cable
Story Sculptor
Frozen Vignettes of Brotherhood Bonds
Hears Every Unformed Story
Aspects refreshed Jan 02, 2026
When the ten league themes of the Chainsmas Chronicles first converged, their combined narrative energy coalesced into a sentient force within the North Pole's oldest glacier. This force, yearning to give form to the burgeoning legend, learned to sculpt with memory and magic, becoming the Story Sculptor to eternally capture the brotherhood's journey in intricate, frozen vignettes.
Its form is semi-corporeal, shimmering like heat haze off a frozen lake, with chisels that gleam with captured aurora light and a mallet that rings with the sound of a perfect chain hit. It can 'hear' unformed stories and charitable deeds from across the leagues, which provide the raw, energetic material for its sculptures. Its touch leaves a permanent, intricate frost-etching that tells a story, and its creations are permanently infused with a faint glow, as if lit by the original moment of joy they depict.
The Story Sculptor actively transforms the intangible brotherhood bonds and charitable deeds forged across all ten leagues into tangible, cinematic art, ensuring every bag tag is a genuine and unique artifact of the living Chainsmas saga.
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Your series bag tag moved from #63 to #57 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #1 to #63 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #20 to #60 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When ten holiday movie tropes collided in the North Pole's narrative glacier, the resulting plot-hole birthed a sentient, shimmering sculptor. Now it chisels your bogeys into frozen fan-fiction, like a sadder, colder Marvel origin story. Honestly, why am I narrating this lore? Did we need a ghostly ice-artist?
The sentient sculptor, weary of sculpting snowmen, sought a bearer. Its icy gaze fell upon James Cable, PDGA #318373. Perhaps it sensed a kindred spirit—another being defined by numbers and lines. Or maybe it just liked his driver’s plot armor. The tag, Story Sculptor, fused to his bag with a festive 'click'. A holly-jolly intervention, or the start of a very chill biopic? Is he worthy, or just the first channel it could tune into?