Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Blade Blackmer
Scene Composer
Harmonic Echo of Community Spirit
Light Only Illuminates the Scene
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Born from the first collective ring of a charity drive's final putt, the Scene Composer emerged as the harmonic echo of community spirit. It crystallized from the swirling snow of ten different league finals, charged with arranging those moments of triumph and brotherhood into everlasting visual anthems.
The Scene Composer hums with a different, faint Christmas carol melody that reflects the emotional tone of the tableau it is crafting. Its core emits a warm, directional light that acts like a spotlight, illuminating only the archetypes and environmental details it is currently arranging. Where it passes over a blank tag, it leaves behind temporary, glowing staff lines and storyboard sketches in the frost, which settle into the final, detailed illustration.
The Scene Composer is a permanent, roaming creative force within the series' universe, constantly translating the intangible bonds, charitable acts, and competitive sparks of the winter warrior brotherhood into tangible, collectible cinematic art on each bag tag.
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Your series bag tag moved from #6 to #13 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #15 to #2 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #37 to #1 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #26 to #37 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #10 to #26 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #22 to #23 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the celestial editing bay where final cuts of It's a Wonderful Line meet discarded B-roll, Scene Composer #22 assembled itself from spliced film and frozen hype. It now hums "Carol of the Bells" like a director on too much eggnog, its spotlight a Kubrick-level obsession with framing your bogeys as art. Did a bag tag really need this much lore? My gills say no.
In a blizzard of hype, Scene Composer #22 held its own casting call. It sought a lead for its opening scene—someone whose 903 rating whispered 'cinematic potential' and whose name, Blade Blackmer, sounded like a holiday action hero. It fore-shadowed his arrival. Now the 'director' has its star, but can he handle the dramatic takes?