Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
David Mills
Mirth Mosaic
Tessellated Portal of Frozen Festive Joy
Intangible Without Genuine Holiday Spirit
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Born from the collective laughter of a thousand holiday reunions, the Mirth Mosaic coalesced when the first disc golfer marveled at how a chaotic family gathering felt like a perfect picture. It learned to freeze those fleeting moments of festive joy into tangible art, becoming the silent composer of the Chainsmas Chronicles' visual saga.
Its surface is a shifting, stained-glass-like array of frozen laughter and light that can project miniature, moving scenes of potential bag tag illustrations. It leaves a trail of glittering, mosaic-patterned frost in its wake, and is intangible unless observed through the lens of genuine holiday spirit.
It travels between leagues, gathering fragments of festive energy and character interactions to compose the next bag tag's unique cinematic illustration.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Mirth Mosaic, born when the annual holiday gathering's energy—Aunt Linda’s eggnog rant, Cousin Dave's ugly sweater—coalesced into pure, chaotic joy. It's the glitch in the holiday simulator that went sentient, a stained-glass swag piece left in the code. Think of it as an artisanal NFT of family chaos. Why does festive merriment have to leave a glitter trail? Even my sarcasm can't explain that.
The Mirth Mosaic, a sentient glitter bomb of cheer, needed a stable host. It scanned the room and found David Mills (PDGA#190035), whose 876-rated calm was the perfect epicenter for a festive mirth-quake. His first act? Enduring an eggnog rant without flinching. A yuletide warrior was born. But can his sanity handle being the nucleus of this holiday havoc?