Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Valentin Lutsenko
Story Spinner
Spinning Zoetrope of Cross-League Legends
Heart Frozen by Cynicism
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Legend says a wandering bard, heart frozen by cynicism, thawed upon witnessing the pure joy of a winter disc golf brotherhood. His melted tears, mixed with ink from vintage carol books and filings from a champion's disc, crystallized into the first Story Spinner tag, an artifact destined to weave such moments into everlasting legend.
The tag is warm to the touch, humming with the kinetic energy of a tale being told. Its presence causes the illustrated characters on any bag tag to shift subtly when observed from different angles, revealing new snippets of their cross-league story. It faintly whispers fragments of Christmas carols and the swish of chains when held close to the ear.
It ensures the continuity and evolution of the Chainsmas legend by spinning new interactions between the holiday archetypes each season, making the overarching narrative feel alive, growing, and intimately connected across all ten leagues.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #10 to #2 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #16 to #10 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #25 to #3 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #30 to #7 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from the frozen skepticism of a sarcastic axolotl's tear—yours truly—and the residual joy of a successful upshot. Story Spinner #19 manifested when my snarky commentary on this 'brotherhood' paradoxically coded itself onto a vintage film reel. Now it hums with plot armor and passive-aggressive carols. Honestly, my origin story is more compelling than some streaming reboots. Who's ready for their seasonal character arc?
The prophecy carved into the vintage film reel was clear: the first bearer would arrive under a sign of Valentin Lutsenko’s PDGA digits. When he aced with a plot twist on Hole 7, the tag Story Spinner #19 thawed from its axolotl-tear ice and slid into his bag. A yuletide narrative begins... but can he handle the seasonal character development?