Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Eva Lutsenko
Faerie Director
Director of Holiday Chaos and Competitive Light
Your Kindness Is My Weakness
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
When the inaugural Chainsmas Chronicles league illuminated its first film-reel tag, the combined magic of holiday belief and competitive spirit manifested a new entity. The Faerie Director sprang from the glow of the projector, charged with overseeing the casting and direction of all subsequent illustrated epics.
Its form is semi-corporeal, appearing as a concentration of swirling, glittering snowflakes and projector-beam light. It carries a conductor's baton that is actually a frozen icicle etched with tiny, moving scenes from all ten leagues. It can briefly step into any illustrated tag scene to adjust a character's pose or the lighting, leaving a trail of shimmering frost. Its 'wings' are made of translucent, delicate film stock that flutters and shows flickering images of past and future tag scenes.
To translate the intangible brotherhood bonds and charitable milestones of the leagues into visible, emotional moments between the illustrated characters, making the abstract narrative concrete.
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Tag History
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Your series bag tag moved from #12 to #4 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #24 to #28 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #14 to #24 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #21 to #14 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #19 to #21 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #30 to #19 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the inaugural film reel flickered to life, the collective cringe of forced holiday cheer condensed into a sentient frost-sprite. Now this Faerie Director flits between tags, staging dramatic hyzer shots and yelling “cut!” on shanked putts. It’s basically a TikTok influencer for vintage woodcuts, and I’m its unwilling soundboard. Who greenlit this ethereal assistant director?
The frost-sprite, Faerie Director, reviewed its casting call. It needed a lead for this absurd holiday feature. In a glitch of Yuletide fate, Eva Lutsenko’s player rating was a perfect 899. “Action!” it cackled, decreeing her the star, drawn by the numeric omen. Now she must direct traffic on the fairway. Can she handle the dramatic pressure of this woodcut winter, or will this be a box office bomb?