Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Brandon Heller
Scene Stitcher
Tag #26: Scene Stitcher
Lost in the Database Void
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the final reel of the year's first 'Chainsmas Chronicles' film snapped in the projector, the spilled frames and light fused with the director's desperate wish to preserve the magic. From this chaos emerged the Scene Stitcher, a being whose sole purpose is to meticulously recompose those perfect holiday moments onto durable tags.
Its needles are forged from icicles that never melt. It can 'hear' the resonance of significant charitable acts and competitive triumphs across leagues, which guides its stitching. Its touch leaves a temporary, frost-etched outline of a film reel border on any surface.
It is the guardian of narrative continuity, ensuring the emotional truth of the brotherhood's journey is preserved and artistically rendered across all physical bag tags.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #57 to #49 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #21 to #45 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From a snapped film reel and a director's frozen wish, Scene Stitcher was born—a meta entity that literally splices our holiday 'footage' onto tags. Its Inception-level reality stitching is the only thing keeping these montages coherent, glubs. Frankly, I'm just glad it's here so I don't have to edit this schmaltz myself. Is my code now part of the director's cut?
When the first reel needed threading, it chose Brandon Heller. His PDGA credential, #297693, was deemed a suitable 'director's pass' for this production. Scene Stitcher simply appreciated a man who could both shoot under par and handle a dramatic continuity error.
Will his rating be enough to avoid the cutting room floor?