Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Jonathan Armstrong
Tableau Teller
Frost-Lensed Recruiter of Holiday Archetypes
Thaws Too Many Nostalgic Memories
Aspects refreshed Dec 24, 2025
When the final credit roll of the last classic holiday film flickered out, its latent narrative energy merged with the spirited cheers of the first Chainsmas tournament. From this fusion of cinematic destiny and disc golf passion arose the Tableau Teller, charged with framing the new, living holiday legend.
Its form is intangible, existing as a lens of frost and light that only settles on the metallic tag surface during the illustration process. It carries a palette of frozen hues mined from aurora borealis fragments and the glow of vintage streetlamps. Its presence causes nearby metal to etch itself with fine, film-reel sprocket holes along the edges. It can momentarily thaw a single, specific memory from any winter warrior's experience to use as reference for a character's pose.
Recruiter of archetypes, pulling elves, ghosts, and townsfolk from their native leagues into crossover scenes on the bag tags.
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Your series bag tag moved from #4 to #55 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #45 to #60 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #42 to #45 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #48 to #42 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #19 to #48 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the final credits of A Chainstmas Carol rolled, the residual holiday magic needed a new gig. It did a vibe check, saw disc golf cheers, and went full Method actor. Thus, the Tableau Teller manifested—a cosmic fluke that now frames your rounds as 'cinematic canon.' My gills are frozen from this plot twist. Did we really need a disc golf auteur?
The Tableau Teller, seeking its lead for this holiday blockbuster, held a casting call. It saw Jonathan Armstrong’s respectable 808—a solid opening weekend gross—and declared, 'Action!' His first throw was deemed a 'heroic establishing shot,' forever binding him to this festive, fore-lorn narrative. Can this man carry a franchise, or is he just a one-hit wonder?