Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Sam Defoor
Chainwright Oracle
Prophetic Chain-Smith of Winter's Cinematic Legend
Naughty and Nice Rank Flips Unpredictably
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
When the first winter league’s charity bell rang in unison with a basket’s chains, a spark leapt into the film-reel border and awakened a smith that forges links between stories before they occur. Guided by prophetic chimes, it shapes who arrives in each scene and why the moment matters.
Features a chain-wreath sigil that warms as charity milestones are met; film-reel teeth that click to count cross-league cameos; snowflake mandos embossed as glowing waypoints under moonlight; and a double-sided Naughty and Nice rank window that flips based on sportsmanship triggers.
Acts as the predictive smith that schedules cross-league encounters so each tag advances the overarching cinematic legend while reinforcing charitable impact and brotherhood bonds.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #48 to #45 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #17 to #48 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged at first ring: charity bell and chains synced, sparking the film-reel to life. The Chainwright Oracle awoke, low-key OP, casting futures by chime. Snowflake mandos mapped destinies; chain-wreath warmed; reel teeth clicked cameos. Yes, prophetic - and absurd. Doctor Strange vibes.
At the bell’s third ring, the film reel spun and chose Sam Defoor, PDGA #313373, as its first bearer. The Chainwright Oracle blazed like a chain-wreath—so festive it hurts. He’ll sleigh the fairway—yule see. Worthy, or just here for the nog?