Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Camden Sloan
Cinema Castellan
Bell-Forged Gatekeeper of Cinematic Snowfalls
Credits Only Roll for Charity
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Forged from the first winter’s bell and a spool of enchanted film, the Cinema Castellan awoke beneath a lamplit snowfall where chains rang like credits. It took an oath to keep the portals between scenes true, admitting only those whose throws honor brotherhood and charity.
It bears film-reel gate keys that intensify in glow when a tag’s scene aligns with the series narrative. Wreath-lock sigils synchronize character interactions and ensure heartwarming and chaotic beats land in the right order. Snow-etched runes stabilize transitions between mountains, villages, rooftops, and trains. Bell-chime counters quietly record charitable impacts and cue on-tag credits to illuminate at milestone moments.
Gatekeeper who opens and closes cinematic portals so characters can traverse leagues without breaking continuity, ensuring the overarching narrative advances with each league.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #11 to #15 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #46 to #18 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
At the first snow, a bell chimed and film reels stitched chain-light into a sigiled badge. Thus the Cinema Castellan materialized, gatekeeping scene-portals and tallying charity chimes—because tags need jobs now. Think Gandalf with a gavel. Don’t ask me how; I’m just the axolotl narrator.
When snowflakes formed film reels, the Cinema Castellan anointed Camden Sloan, PDGA #286963, the 915-rated Bellsinger. Chosen by a chime, not common sense. He vowed to sleigh the fairway—yule love it. Destined? Or just jing-late—worthy?