Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Clay Allen
Cinema Stitcher
Stitching Winter Realities with Aurora Threads
Reels Crack Under Arena Pressure
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
A North Pole projectionist-elf spent ages repairing cracked holiday reels, wishing the stories could spill into real snow and lanternlight. The wish was granted, transforming the artisan into the Cinema Stitcher, a being who sews realities with luminous thread so each league shares one living, winter-cinematic universe.
Wields an ice-blade needle with a chain-link eye and spools of aurora-tinsel thread that shift between deep blues, warm glows, and gold accents. A cloak of live film strips projects current league vignettes across snowy mountains, lamplit streets, bustling workshops, midnight train platforms, and frozen lakes. A lantern thimble brightens with every charitable act, syncing to on-tag credits across the series.
Synchronizes cross-league cameos and etches community milestones as glowing credits on each bag tag, ensuring visual continuity and shared narrative impact across all five Christmas-themed PDGA-sanctioned leagues.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #11 to #27 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #3 to #11 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #2 to #3 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #12 to #2 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Up in the North Pole projection booth, a rebel elf mended busted reels until the aurora said ‘bet.’ With an ice-blade needle, they stitched snow, bells, and chains into a live film—Doctor Strange meets sleigh bells. Absurd? Totally. Cinema Stitcher awakened. Yes, I’m narrating this.
Snow gusts yelled 'Action!' and the Cinema Stitcher leapt off the reel, tackling Clay Allen, PDGA #141762, like a star-struck wreath. Destiny? Please—more like casting with chains. Yule be sorry—er, merry. Worthy hero, or just reel-lucky?