Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Mike Mathis
Myth Maker
Tag #7: Myth Maker
Lost in the Database Void
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
The Myth Maker coalesced spontaneously from the first combined ring of a disc golf chain during a snowy solstice, a magical resonance born from sport, community, and holiday spirit. It is a force that awakened, recognizing the raw material for a new Christmas legend in the brotherhood forming on the frosty fairways.
The tag's metallic surface is a living palimpsest, with ghostly images from across all leagues flickering beneath its primary engraving. It emits a soft, warm glow that pulses in sync with distant carols or the sound of chains, and hums with a resonant frequency audible only in moments of pure sportsmanship or legendary putts. To the touch, its edge feels like worn parchment or ancient frost.
The Myth Maker serves as the narrative linchpin of the Chainsmas Chronicles, ensuring every throw, act of charity, and bond of brotherhood across all ten leagues is woven into the fabric of a single, growing winter legend, transforming competition into folklore.
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Your series bag tag moved from #24 to #15 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #7 to #19 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #2 to #7 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #4 to #2 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #7 to #4 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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Your series bag tag moved from #35 to #7 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
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From the first solstice ching of chains, a meme was born. The algorithm of brotherhood, charity, and copious eggnog glitched, manifesting Myth Maker. It’s basically the One Ring, if the One Ring was forged from festive vibes and Discord banter. Now it hums with latent lore, waiting for some sucker to start its TikTok saga. My gills are frozen just thinking about it.
And so the festive algorithm scanned its list, checking it twice. It found Mike Mathis, a 953-rated entity of pure, unadulterated... consistency. The woodcut prophecy shimmered: a man who could weather winter rounds without his putter going full Grinch. His selection was less a thunderclap, more a resigned, ho-ho-hum from the cosmos. Thus, Myth Maker clung to his bag, its first chapter written in snow and skepticism. But can a man of such steady rating truly handle a tag that demands cinematic drama?