Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Scott Branyon
Christmas Chronicler
Sentient Tome of Winter Warrior Legacies
Bound by Every Tale Told
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
The Christmas Chronicler originated from the collective memories and scores of the first winter warrior brotherhood. As players shared tales of their rounds and charitable deeds during the inaugural Chainsmas season, these narratives fused with the magic of Christmas, giving birth to a sentient chronicle dedicated to preserving their legacy.
The Christmas Chronicler manifests as a weightless yet substantial tome with a cover of intertwined metallic chains that form wreath patterns. Its pages are enchanted parchment that displays cinematic, miniature scenes of players from all leagues, with text that updates in real-time to record every significant throw and charitable moment. The entire object glows with a warm, golden light that pulses in rhythm with the season's spirit.
The Christmas Chronicler travels invisibly between leagues, recording events and subtly influencing players to recognize their role in the larger narrative, thereby strengthening the bonds of the winter warrior brotherhood.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the whispered pine needles and charitable receipts of the first Chainsmas season, a sentient tome of yuletide scores manifested. Ghostwritten by forced brotherhood feels, it's basically the Wizarding World's diary but for bogeys and hyzers. Now it's low-key judging your form and documenting this entire, bewildering, festive ordeal.
The Christmas Chronicler, its woodcut pages itching for ink, observed the field. It needed a First Scribe, one who could capture the brotherhood's festive shanks. Its test? Who could endure the most forced seasonal cheer. Scott Branyon, with his PDGA-sanctioned resolve, didn't flinch when the league director played "Wonderful Christmastime" for the tenth time. The tome snapped shut, choosing him. It was a real 'Noel'-brainer.
Was his spirit truly bright enough to write the first chapter of bogey-lore?