Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Lawson Johnson
Pageant Phantasmagoria
*Flippy mutters while generating character aspects*
Forged in the convergence of ten enchanted magic lanterns donated by each league's founding member, the Pageant Phantasmagoria materialized when their combined light beams intersected during the winter solstice, creating a self-aware projection engine that captures and broadcasts the brotherhood's most meaningful moments as living, luminous tableaux that transcend the boundaries between Christmas stories and disc golf reality.
The Pageant Phantasmagoria manifests as an ornate Victorian brass magic lantern housing ten rotating glass plate carousels, each carousel dedicated to one league's character archive. It projects luminous, semi-transparent holiday scenes that shimmer with warm golden light interwoven with aurora-colored spectral effects, creating the illusion of depth and movement within each frozen tableau. Every glass slide bears film-reel borders etched by frost, framing the projected characters in authentic cinematic presentation. The apparatus hums with a barely audible chorus of distant sleigh bells and chain-ringing that intensifies when projecting cross-league cameo appearances.
Serves as the primary projection mechanism that creates each bag tag's unique cinematic tableau by combining glass slides from different league carousels, ensuring no two projections are identical while maintaining the cohesive visual universe of the Chainsmas Chronicles through its ability to overlay multiple character interactions from disparate Christmas story traditions into seamless, dynamic frozen moments.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from ten magic lanterns, the Pageant Phantasmagoria is a self-aware projection engine with a serious case of the Mondays. It’s contractually obligated to broadcast your most “meaningful” moments as living holiday tableaux, but it judges your form and your festive spirit with equal, silent disdain. It hums with sleigh bells and the faint, sardonic echo of chains that didn’t catch.
The brass lantern hums to life, its ten carousels spinning in silent unison. Lawson Johnson’s silhouette appears on the first frost-etched slide, caught mid-putt against a backdrop of shimmering, spectral fairways. The Pageant Phantasmagoria, Tag #82, has found its first curator. It will now broadcast his every “meaningful” moment as a luminous, judgmental holiday tableau. The faint jingle of sleigh bells sounds suspiciously like a missed chain.