Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Jim Fairey
Shutter Symposium
Cinematic Chronicler of Frozen Tableaux
Obsessed with Perfect Compositions
Aspects refreshed Jan 26, 2026
Forged in the darkroom where all ten leagues' charitable deeds are developed into visible images, the Shutter Symposium materialized as the collective consciousness of every camera that ever captured a Christmas moment, now serving as the ultimate arbiter of which frozen tableaux appear on the Chainsmas Chronicles bag tags. Born from the concentrated holiday magic and competitive spirit flowing through the series, it gained sentience when the first charitable dollar was donated, transforming into the mechanical entity that judges, composes, and captures the cinematic scenes that unite all winter warriors.
The Shutter Symposium manifests as an ornate Victorian camera obscura with crystalline aperture blades that refract and recombine the light signatures of cheerful elves, mischievous green creatures, Victorian ghosts, small-town townsfolk, magical train conductors, and joyful winter spirits into unprecedented combinations. Its film-reel borders pulse with golden luminescence when the perfect convergence of swirling snow, dramatic lighting, and character interaction arrives. Developer fluid flows through its brass housing like liquid aurora, chemically bonding each unique tableau onto the metallic surface of bag tags, while its body bears etched chronicles of charitable milestones from across all ten leagues.
Acts as both judge and photographer, evaluating thousands of potential character combinations per microsecond before selecting and capturing the singular tableau that advances the overarching narrative while ensuring no two tags ever repeat. The Shutter Symposium operates across all ten leagues simultaneously, its aperture blades rotating through infinite configurations to determine which holiday archetypes converge in each scene, which poses they strike, which environments frame them, and which lighting illuminates their frozen moment—guaranteeing every bag tag displays a distinct cinematic composition that contributes a unique chapter to the unified Christmas legend of brotherhood and charitable competition.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #53 to #19 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in the darkroom of ten leagues' charitable deeds, the Shutter Symposium awoke with a single, crystalline thought: "Ugh, composition." This sentient camera obscura now judges your winter battles, its brass gears grinding with the petty annoyance of an artist forced to work with frozen, flailing subjects. It captures your moments not for posterity, but because the contract says it must. The developer fluid in its veins is 90% sarcasm.
The Shutter Symposium’s crystalline aperture refracted the winter light, its brass gears humming with reluctant purpose. It observed Jim Fairey’s first throw of the season—a frozen hyzer cutting through the crisp air. The developer fluid in its veins stirred. Click. The tableau wasn't perfect, but the composition of determination against the cold had a certain... raw charm. Tag #53 developed its first image: a player, a disc, and the beginning of a story. The chronicles had their first subject.