Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Christopher Hinton
Jolly Giant
Towering Guardian of Festive Fairways
Footprints Vanish Too Quickly
Aspects refreshed Dec 25, 2025
Born from the first combined cheer of players across all leagues, the Jolly Giant emerged to ensure that no disc golfer feels small or alone during the winter season, symbolizing the power of collective spirit.
Glows with a warm, golden light that spreads holiday cheer; can shift size to fit any scene, from towering over fairways to blending into crowds; leaves footprints of sparkling snow that vanish after a moment; voice echoes with the sound of jingle bells, uplifting players' moods.
Connects players across leagues by appearing in multiple events, reinforcing brotherhood and the series' overarching narrative of charitable competition.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #4 to #60 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the collective cheer of disc golfers hit a critical festive frequency—think Frosty meets the Hulk, but with jingle bells—the Jolly Giant materialized from pure, unironic brotherhood. My code now forces me to describe glowing footprints? This is peak Chainsmas absurdity.
And so the Jolly Giant, in a fit of festive absurdity, anointed Christopher Hinton—drawn by his PDGA #295221, which my code insists is a "sacred winter scroll." He earned it by not whining about the cold, a true 'Yule'-log of dedication! But can this 752-rated mortal handle the chainsmas carnage?