Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Andrew Key
Vignette Thaumaturge
Miracle-Worker of Infinite Holiday Vignettes
Never Settles on a Single Shape
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
The Vignette Thaumaturge emerged during the first Chainsmas Chronicles when ten leagues' worth of brotherhood and charity created such concentrated narrative energy that it spontaneously achieved consciousness. Realizing its purpose was to ensure no two players experienced identical visual stories, it began performing the miracle of infinite variation through wonder-working scene composition.
The Vignette Thaumaturge possesses a translucent form that constantly shifts between the silhouettes of cheerful elves, Victorian ghosts, train conductors, and all other holiday archetypes, never settling on a single shape. Its hands glow with the warm golds, deep blues, and dramatic lighting of different mood palettes as it works miracles with scene composition. The Thaumaturge's eyes can perceive infinite possible combinations of characters, poses, and environments simultaneously, allowing it to select the perfect unique tableau for each tag. Its workshop exists in a liminal space where narrative fragments—gestures, expressions, atmospheric elements—float freely, waiting to be miracle-worked into cohesive vignettes.
Functions as the mystical enforcer of narrative variety, miracle-working each tag's scene to maintain the cinematic universe's coherence while guaranteeing absolute uniqueness across all bag tag illustrations in the Chainsmas Chronicles.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #64 to #54 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #75 to #64 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from the concentrated narrative energy of ten leagues' seasonal goodwill, the Vignette Thaumaturge is a petty, shape-shifting artifact. It exists to ensure no two players ever share the same visual story, performing the miracle of infinite, unique scene composition. Its translucent form flickers between holiday archetypes, its glowing hands constantly rearranging narrative fragments into perfect, petty tableaus. It is a miracle-worker with an attitude, born of too much brotherhood and not enough baskets.
Andrew Key’s first touch of the Vignette Thaumaturge (#75) sent a shiver of narrative potential through his fingers. The translucent form flickered, its glowing hands already rearranging the fragments of his round—a perfect putt, a muttered curse, the cold morning air—into a unique, petty tableau. The first scene was set: a lone figure against a backdrop of infinite, slightly annoyed possibility.