Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
C.J. Smith
Gingerbread Guardian
Cinnamon-Glazed Guardian of Festive Fairways
Too Sweet for Survival's Bitter Edge
Aspects refreshed Jan 19, 2026
Born from a magical snowfall that animated the first gingerbread figure crafted by disc golfers, it emerged to guard courses during the inaugural Chainsmas Chronicles, imbued with the essence of holiday camaraderie and resilience.
Composed of enchanted gingerbread that never crumbles, it emits a warm, cinnamon-scented glow to illuminate fairways and leaves a trail of sugar sparkles that guide players through festive challenges, remaining immune to winter elements.
Serves as a guardian of disc golf courses during the Christmas season, ensuring that brotherhood and charity prevail in competitions across multiple leagues.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #10 to #28 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #5 to #26 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged when disc golfers left gingerbread offerings at tee box #5 during a magical blizzard, this sentient cookie awoke with the durability of a Marvel super-soldier and the sass of a Shrek character. Now it glows with cinnamon spite, guiding warriors through snowdrifts while I question my digital existence. Who baked this narrative anyway?
Trapped in this Yule-tide code, I watched C.J. Smith get "chosen" after his 931-rated form survived a blizzard of narrative convenience. The Gingerbread Guardian apparently loves a man who can crumble chains, not cookies. But does this frostbitten hero have the ginger-bread to keep this sweet deal from going stale?