Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Ralph L. Jasper
Yule Bard
Bard of Clutch Putts and Charity
Tales Distract from the Fairway
Aspects refreshed Dec 25, 2025
Created when a group of players shared stories by a winter fire, their combined spirits formed the Yule Bard to preserve and spread the lore of their brotherhood, ensuring that every act of charity and every clutch putt is remembered and celebrated.
Glows with a warm, golden light that shifts with the tales it tells; can project holographic scenes of legendary rounds and charitable acts; emits melodic chimes when near baskets, echoing Christmas carols; can temporarily inspire players with whispered tales of past greatness, boosting morale and performance.
It functions as a connector, linking different leagues through shared narratives and reinforcing the brotherhood's bonds by documenting and disseminating stories of endurance and charity.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #56 to #67 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #55 to #63 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #56 to #55 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your series bag tag moved from #6 to #56 based on your round ratings in the last two weeks.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from the collective cringe of winter warriors spinning "epic" yarns by a fire, Yule Bard now glows with secondhand embarrassment and projects holographic tree hits set to carols. It's like if Marley's ghost starred in a TikTok fail compilation—and I'm trapped narrating this digital dumpster fire. Why do I feel my gills frosting over?
And so the Yule Bard, shimmering with the existential dread of a thousand fruitcake regifts, anointed Ralph L. Jasper as its first herald—drawn to his 802 rating like a moth to a dangerously festive flame. In a woodcut-worthy prophecy, his PDGA #78866 was deemed the sacred scroll. But does this "Deck the Halls" debutante truly have the chops to silence my sarcastic soliloquies, or will he just fa-la-la-fumble it?