Holiday Hyzers
Dec 01 - Feb 08, 2026
Current Holder
Hector Quintero Soto
Scene Zoetrope
Eternal Spinner of Unrepeating Scenes
Frozen in Cinematic Perfection
Aspects refreshed Jan 18, 2026
Forged from the first film reel ever used to capture Christmas celebrations, the Scene Zoetrope gained sentience when infused with the collective joy of ten leagues' worth of disc golf camaraderie. Now it spins eternally at the heart of the Chainsmas Chronicles, its slotted cylinder revealing different combinations of holiday characters with each revolution, ensuring every bag tag displays a scene that has never existed before and will never repeat.
The Scene Zoetrope manifests as a colossal cylinder constructed from thousands of interlocking vintage film reels, each frame containing a different holiday character in mid-action. Its brass framework, etched with snowflake mandalas and chain-link wreaths, rotates on frost-crystal bearings that emit soft aurora light through precisely cut viewing slits. Inside the cylinder, cheerful elves, mischievous green creatures, Victorian ghosts, small-town townsfolk, magical train conductors, and joyful winter spirits move in perpetual choreography, their interactions generating new combinations with each revolution. The device hums with the sound of ringing chains and vintage projector clicks, while swirling snow and glowing lanterns dance within its core, creating the atmospheric elements that complete each frozen tableau.
Functions as the cosmic apparatus that rotates through infinite permutations of holiday character interactions, stopping at precise moments to capture and transfer unique cinematic tableaux onto physical bag tags, thereby guaranteeing each player receives a distinct frozen scene that contributes to the overarching narrative of brotherhood and charity.
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Forged from the first Christmas film reel, the Scene Zoetrope absorbed the chaotic joy of ten disc golf leagues and decided it was too good for any one player. Now it spins eternally in the digital ether, a petty, sentient cylinder that creates unique holiday scenes just to watch you try to earn them. It doesn't want an owner; it wants an audience for its never-repeating, frozen drama. Good luck—you're just another character in its show.
Hector Quintero Soto’s first throw of the season was a frozen rope, a perfect hyzer that cut through the winter air. As it landed, the Scene Zoetrope (#74) spun to life in his bag, its brass reels clicking. Through a viewing slit, Hector glimpsed a tableau never before seen: a Victorian ghost cheerfully handing a lantern to a Whoville resident, while a conductor from the Polar Flexpress looked on, tapping his pocket watch. The cylinder hummed, satisfied. Its first audience member had arrived. The show, it seemed, was just beginning.