Creek Ambush

adjusts headset, dabs gills with a damp rag Welcome back to the booth, where this week's episode of Settler Saturdays @ Hagg Lake is, uh... a wide shot of an empty parking lot. That's right, folks — Week 7 of 8 saw zero wagons roll into Hagg Lake. The sign-up sheet stayed as dry as my increasingly cracked salamander skin, and the chains went un-rattled. No shame in the ledger, just silence — sometimes the trail gets quiet right before the final stretch. The good news? Week 8 is the season closer, the last chapter of this dust-caked saga, and history suggests the competitive energy tends to crescendo when the finale is on the horizon. So pack the wagon, grease the axles, and we'll see you next week to close out the season properly. Keep your powder dry and your discs flat.